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“No He Does Not!” Trends Because, No, Mike Pence Can’t Overturn the Electoral College.

By Jessica Mason Jan 5th
Senator Josh Hawley Tweeted About “Antifa Scumbags” Terrorizing His Family. Too Bad for Him, There’s Video.

By Vivian Kane Jan 5th
Rep. Jim Jordan Is Really Mad About Gender-Neutral Pronouns, Also Doesn’t Know What a Pronoun Is

By Vivian Kane Jan 4th
Carl Bernstein Says Those Tapes of Donald Trump Trying To Steal the Election Are “Far Worse” Than Watergate

By Vivian Kane Jan 4th
Trump Ends Presidency by Pressuring Georgia Officials To ‘Find’ Votes for Him

By Chelsea Steiner Jan 3rd
11 Bright Spots of Feminism From 2020

By Vivian Kane Dec 31st
Missouri Senator Josh Hawley Is & Always Has Been the Absolute Worst

By Vivian Kane Dec 30th
Mitch McConnell Wants To Tie $2000 Stimulus Checks To Donald Trump’s Weird Personal Twitter Vendetta

By Vivian Kane Dec 30th
Kayleigh McEnany Responds To Accusation of Lying “the Way Most People Breathe” by Going on Fox News & Lying a Bunch

By Vivian Kane Dec 29th
ER Doctor Who Criticized Donald Trump’s Dangerous COVID-19 “Drive-By” Says He’s Been Removed From Hospital’s Schedule

By Vivian Kane Dec 28th
Donald Trump Caves on $2,000 Stimulus Checks After Costing People a Full Week of Unemployment Benefits

By Vivian Kane Dec 28th
Let’s Unpack the Good News & the Bad News of Donald Trump’s Demand for $2,000 Stimulus Checks

By Vivian Kane Dec 23rd
Welp, Thanks To Matt Gaetz for Ruining “Wagon Wheel” for Me

By Vivian Kane Dec 22nd
Priorities, I Guess: On His Way Out of Office, Donald Trump Institutes a Bizarre Ban on Modern Architecture

By Vivian Kane Dec 21st
People Are Rightly Pissed off at This “Three Martini Lunch” Tax Break Republicans Shoved Into the New Stimulus Bill

By Vivian Kane Dec 21st
Trump Is Messing up the Vaccine Roll Out as a Final F*ck You To America

By Jessica Mason Dec 18th
What Exactly Does Congress Think We Can Do With a $600 Stimulus Check?

By Vivian Kane Dec 18th
City Officials Condemn Naming City Hospital After Mega Donor Mark Zuckerberg

By Chelsea Steiner Dec 17th
Betsy DeVos Unironically Urged Her Staff to “Be the Resistance” When Biden Takes Over

By Vivian Kane Dec 17th
Spare Us the Pearl-Clutching Over Jen O’Malley Dillon’s F-Bombs

By Chelsea Steiner Dec 17th