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Posts by Rebecca Pahle

    Rebecca Pahle — Associate Editor

    Rebecca Pahle is an entertainment journalist/film nerd who hails from the BBQ-obsessed state of North Carolina and currently lives in New York City. She's an associate editor at The Mary Sue and regular contributing writer for Pajiba (www.pajiba.com); misc personal bloggages about film and TV can be read at her personal site, Cinefeels (www.cinefeels.com).

  1. Review: The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies Is the Phantom Menace Of Middle Earth

    Going by movie order, The Battle of the Five Armies is Revenge of the Sith, but if we're looking at quality, it's The Phantom Menace all the way. While not as bad as The Phantom Menace, it's still the runt of the Middle Earth family. The Faramir, if you will. Except Faramir is the greatest, and he treats women a helluva lot better than The Battle of the Five Armies does. This review contains major spoilers for how things go down in funkytown.

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  2. Avatar: The Last Airbender Newbie Recap: “Sokka’s Master”

    A SOKKASODE!

    After last weeks’ (in TV time—two weeks ago in me-time) Katara-centric “The Painted Lady,” this week we get something we haven’t gotten in a while: A SOKKASODE

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  3. Avatar: The Last Airbender Newbie Recap: “The Painted Lady”

    No Zuko. Sigh. But I’ll deal with it, because this episode was basically “Katara is awesome for 24 minutes and everyone else can suck it,” and I am completely OK with that.

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  4. Avatar: The Last Airbender Newbie Recap: “The Headband”

    Here's something to be thankful for!

    What, you wanted more from me than stupid Photoshops of Avatar characters wearing headbands?

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  5. Avatar: The Last Airbender Newbie Recap: Book 3 Premiere, “The Awakening”

    Previously on Avatar: The Last Airbender: “Zuko, you fucked up.” That’s it. That’s the “previously on.” Season three. LET’S DO THIS, MOTHERTRUCKERS.

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  6. Watch a Pair of Stupid Americans Try The Foods of Doctor Who

    Spoiler alert: DO NOT EAT FISH FINGERS AND CUSTARD.

    Join two "stupid Americans" as they try out various foods talked about in Doctor Who, including Jammie Dodges, Jelly Babies, porridge with salt, and, of course, fish fingers and custard.

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  7. Exploring Lesbian-Themed Comic Extravaganza Girls Love Festival 12

    In almost any large western convention’s Artists Alley, tucked away here and there in between the series parody bookmarks and postcards, the slash pictures and color posters of “cute male couple on TV du jour,” you can find comic artists doing actual comics. These comics are often some of the most interesting finds at a […]

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  8. So Long and Thanks For All the Puns

    Victoria's on bad Photoshop duty in my absence.

    The day has come, fellow nerds. It is my last day at The Mary Sue. I want to thank all our readers for making this a great two years (and one month-ish) for me, filled with puns and funs and mentally stimulating discussion about all manner of geeky topics.

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  9. Sleepy Hollow And John Noble’s Legal Parody Commercial Is Stupid In All the Right Ways

    What is happening?

    For those of you who don't watch Sleepy Hollow (WATCH SLEEPY HOLLOW), John Noble plays Henry Parrish, aka the Horseman of War. Like all servants of the devil, he also dabbles in law (lawyer jokes! Oh, classic), which puts him in a prime position to trick Orlando Jones into selling his soul. Not that you need that context. Without it, this is just Dr. Walter Bishop/Denethor in a cheesy legal commercial, and in what world do you not want to watch that?

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  10. Avatar: The Last Airbender Newbie Recap: Season 2 Finale “The Crossroads of Destiny”

    ZUKO ISTG.

    I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW.

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