With the big days of announcements behind us, we’ve seen most of what we’re going to see at E3 2018, and gamers’ opinions of what they saw are starting to coalesceāand somehow, against all odds, Waluigi is coming out on top.
Yesterday, Nintendo held their presentation for what fans can expect on the Switch system through the end of the year, and there wasn’t really a lot going on in terms of Nintendo’s purple-clad plumber. Is he even a plumber? Do our Wario bros. even have professions? Yes, I know I could Google it, but the confusion is much more fun.Ā Anyway, the company’s presentation focused on going over, at length, the new Super Smash Bros. UltimateĀ and all the differences, both large and inconsequential, between the characters’ new incarnations and their appearance in the Wii U and 3DS versions.
The roster boasts around 65 fighters, depending on how you count, complete with two versions of Mario, three Links, and even the Wii Fit trainer, but still no love for Waluigi, who’s again making an appearance as an assist trophy. They even took things a step further this time around, using poor Waluigi as a punching bag to demonstrate the new ability for players to fight back and destroy assist characters:
Seriously, Nintendo, what did Waluigi DO to you?
Perhaps it was a step too far. Ever since the reveal, there has been outcry across the internet, and as with all thing Waluigi, it is impossible to tell the irony and legitimate love for the character apartāprobably because the line between them has always been blurry at best. Whatever the case, the outcry was swift, probably because the most essential part of being a Waluigi fans is turning him into a joke.
Waluigi is still an assist trophy #NintendoE3 pic.twitter.com/2HtUsI23tW
ā Sir_stride (@sir_stride) June 12, 2018
Even Daisy beat him into the game as her own playable character despite being pretty much an exact copyāliterally labeled an “echo fighter”āof Peach:
Sorry Waluigi! See you in Smash 6…as an assist trophy again!#SmashBrosUltimate #SuperSmashBrosUltimate #NintendoE3 #fanart pic.twitter.com/CYj1oPtXKU
ā Brian Bear (@BeaPeaBear) June 13, 2018
The Smash Bros cover has been fixed~ Everyone is Waluigi. Now #SmashBrosUltimate can truly be called ultimate! #E32018 pic.twitter.com/CsUoFB0QiZ
ā Stoic Seraphim (@Stoic_Miiverse) June 12, 2018
New Smash Bros. in a nutshell. pic.twitter.com/zGQFo2v9at
ā WaĪuigi (@KingWaluigi) June 12, 2018
Waluigi’s reaction to Smash Bros Ultimate~ #SmashBrosUltimate #NintendoE3 #E32018 pic.twitter.com/02agvDrIs8
ā Stoic Seraphim (@Stoic_Miiverse) June 12, 2018
One of the big selling points, explicitly stated right from the demonstration’s start, was “everyone’s here,” which just rubbed the salt in more:
This is so sad can we wah? pic.twitter.com/iU0PfyOBtr
ā SIU Director (@Director_Delay) June 13, 2018
ā R🌍🅱KTA🏳️🌈 (@RoB_KTA) June 13, 2018
Even the Washington Post got in on it:
Waluigi was robbed and humiliated https://t.co/ooYf6GdG5A
ā Washington Post (@washingtonpost) June 12, 2018
Democracy dies in dankness?
Why
Are
Loyal
Underdogs
Insulted
Greatness
Ignoredā Bill Corbett (@BillCorbett) June 13, 2018
Nintendo too scared of Waluigiās raw sexual energy to include him in the Super Smash Bros. roster.
ā Robert Gordon (@Robert_Gordon_) June 12, 2018
Either Nintendo wasn’t expecting this level of Streisand effect, or theyĀ did, and they played us all absolutely brilliantly. Honestly, as much as I love Smash Bros. and am excited for this game, Nintendo’s E3 was a bit lacking this year, especially considering how closeĀ Ultimate is to an updated port of the Wii U SmashĀ game. Playable or not, Waluigi might end up being the most talked about part. When everyone starts talking about who “won” E3, I think we’ll all know the answer.
(image: Nintendo)
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