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‘Amsterdam’ Trailer Raises the Question Yet Again: Why Are People Still Working With David O. Russell?

By Jul 6th
Oh Great, Now We Have to Worry About ‘Murder Hornets’?!

By May 2nd
Star Trek: Voyager Has the Most Rewatched Episodes on Netflix, so We Must Be Living in the Mirror Universe

By Sep 14th
“Kirk Got Redpilled”: William Shatner Lashes out At “SJWs” And “Snowflakes” in Twitter Attacks

By Jul 31st
How Do You Go to the Bathroom and Other Questions About This Microsoft Xbox Onesie

By Aug 23rd
We Have No Idea How This $80 Million Tetris Movie Will Stack Up

By May 17th
Here’s the Emoji Movie Pitch, Just in Case You Forgot It Was a Thing

By Apr 13th
Company Decides to Market a Translator Gadget By Having Skeezy Dude Try to Kiss Girls

By Jan 6th
Total No-Maj Blames Dumbledore for America’s Downfall, Makes Plans to Go Sit in Some Manure

By Nov 10th
The Last Airbender (AKA Satan’s Own Movie) Newbie Recap

By May 7th
Disney’s Robots Can Play Catch With Your Kids, but Will Steal Their Affection

By Nov 25th
Crash and Berg: James Cameron to Release Titanic in 3-D

By Jun 4th