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All You Jive Turkeys Gather ‘Round And Watch This Supercut Of People Saying “Jive Turkey” [Video]

By Nov 28th
Thanksgiving Protip: Saying Turkey Makes You Sleepy Makes You Sound Like a Jerk

By Nov 28th
White House Wants America to Vote for Their Favorite Thanksgiving Turkey Because of Reasons

By Nov 26th
Doing It Wrong: Guineafowl Imported To Kill Ticks In Turkey May Spread Them Instead

By Nov 30th
This Turkey Dubstep Video is the Greatest Thanksgiving Treat of All

By Nov 22nd
So You Want to Be A Turkey Hunter [Video]

By Nov 24th
Inflatable Turkey For Thanksgiving Dieters

By Nov 24th