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All You Jive Turkeys Gather ‘Round And Watch This Supercut Of People Saying “Jive Turkey” [Video]

By Victoria McNallyNov 28th
Thanksgiving Protip: Saying Turkey Makes You Sleepy Makes You Sound Like a Jerk

By Glen TickleNov 28th
White House Wants America to Vote for Their Favorite Thanksgiving Turkey Because of Reasons

By Victoria McNallyNov 26th
Doing It Wrong: Guineafowl Imported To Kill Ticks In Turkey May Spread Them Instead

By Ian ChantNov 30th
This Turkey Dubstep Video is the Greatest Thanksgiving Treat of All

By Glen TickleNov 22nd
So You Want to Be A Turkey Hunter [Video]

By Max EddyNov 24th
Inflatable Turkey For Thanksgiving Dieters

By Eric LimerNov 24th

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