There are a whole bunch of problems with preparing a turkey. The amount of work involved is crazy, it takes a long time to cook, you have to make stuffing in conjunction, and it’s delicious. Ok, well that last one isn’t a problem really, unless you’re on a diet, I guess. But it’s Thanksgiving, you should be giving thanks for your freedom to be on a diet and you should do that by eating a whole bunch of turkey. If you still insist on being a spoilsport, you can just get an inflatable turkey from The Party Animal and salivate over some tender, seasoned plastic with a delicious air filling. Yum.
Also, yes. Those are Thanksgiving gumballs. ‘Nuff said.
(via Bit Rebels)
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