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Fox News’ Jesse Watters finds drinking from straws to be ‘effeminate’

By Mar 22nd
‘If you need a little boost, check out Tesla stock’: Tim Walz has the ultimate anti-depressant as Tesla implodes

By Mar 19th
Tim Walz promises he’ll do ‘anything possible’ to ensure 2028 Dem victory as he hatches plan to force Republicans to do their jobs

By Mar 13th
‘Made them so mad lol’: MAGAs rage after Tim Walz’s tweet feels all too true

By Feb 6th
‘Threw the country into crisis’: Trump attacked for nationwide disarray due to his own recklessness

By Jan 30th
‘Pure hell’: Trump’s victory is torn into by a beloved Midwest governor

By Jan 29th
‘It’s stupid, buffoonish, childish’: Tim Walz tears into Trump for golfing after chaotically freezing federal aid

By Jan 29th
‘America, we messed up’: A touching video of Tim Walz doubles as a post-election wake up call

By Dec 23rd
‘Wait til he unleashes douche rocket’: Tim Walz fires back with a pitch-perfect clapback to Tony Hinchcliffe’s Puerto Rico ‘joke’

By Oct 29th
‘Pathetic’: Tim Walz slams Donald Trump’s ‘hate’ for the United States of America

By Oct 28th
‘His running mate, Elon Musk’: Tim Walz finally speaks out against Elon Musk and Donald Trump’s cringey bromance

By Oct 24th
‘Trump is descending into this madness’: Tim Walz tears into Donald Trump over ‘wanting the kind generals that Hitler had’

By Oct 23rd
‘One nice thing about Donald Trump is … ?’: Tim Walz gives the best answer to an impossible question

By Oct 23rd
‘What kind of 1st grade idea is that?!’: Yep, JD Vance just claimed a little hardware store hocus-pocus is going to help with school boogeymen

By Oct 4th
‘January 6th was not Facebook ads’: Tim Walz quickly shuts down JD Vance’s Capitol insurrection denial following Trump’s 2020 election defeat

By Oct 2nd
‘Babe wake up, a sitting congressman just yassified JD Vance’: Donald’s apprentice has a new face

By Oct 2nd
Why can’t JD Vance just admit that Trump lost the 2020 election?

By Oct 2nd
‘The rules were you guys weren’t going to fact check’: JD Vance clearly thought he could just say anything at the debate

By Oct 1st
‘It’ll be stacked’: Donald Trump doesn’t seem to think JD Vance will win the VP debate

By Oct 1st
Unhinged conservatives are now accusing Tim Walz of being an abusive father

By Aug 23rd