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‘What a terrible judge:’ US Court rejects InfoWars buyout by The Onion

By Dec 12th
Shouldn’t InfoWars just simply die?

By Nov 14th
Today in LOL: The Onion buys Infowars, vows to turn it into satire site

By Nov 14th
The Onion Has Outdone Itself With a Huge Document Dump of Trump “Leaks”

By May 23rd
The Onion Is Making Movies Now Because Art Imitates Life Imitates Way-Too-Real Art

By Jan 9th
One of The Onion‘s Jokes Came True: Overstock.com To Launch Streaming Service

By Jan 21st
Links To The Onion on Facebook Will Be Tagged as Satire

By Aug 15th
The Onion To Debut New Website Parodying Buzzfeed and Upworthy

By Apr 30th
Onion A.V. Club Animates Patton Oswalt’s Story of a Magical Black Man

By Jun 9th
Neil deGrasse Tyson Thinks The Onion Deserves A Pulitzer [Video]

By Jun 25th
Literally Unbelievable, a Tumblr Devoted to People Who Think Onion Articles Are Real

By May 27th
Onion Iron Man 2 Spoof: “Buzz Heats Up Over Rumors Gwyneth Paltrow Gets Punched in the Face”

By Apr 21st
Wisconsin Declares Its State Microbe: Lactococcus lactis

By Apr 19th
The Onion Coming to Comedy Central with Sports Show

By Apr 14th