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    INFOWARS Has New Ownership & The Onion Reveals Their Vision

    By Teresia Gray Apr 21st
     
  • WATERBURY, CONNECTICUT - SEPTEMBER 21: InfoWars founder Alex Jones speaks to the media outside Waterbury Superior Court during his trial on September 21, 2022 in Waterbury, Connecticut. Jones is being sued by several victims' families for causing emotional and psychological harm after they lost their children in the Sandy Hook massacre. A Texas jury last month ordered Jones to pay $49.3 million to the parents of 6-year-old Jesse Lewis, one of 26 students and teachers killed in the shooting in Newtown, Connecticut. (Photo by Joe Buglewicz/Getty Images)

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    By Vanessa Esguerra Dec 12th
     
  • Alex Jones grimaces, surrounded by protestors

    Shouldn’t InfoWars just simply die?

    By Kirsten Carey Nov 14th
     
  • Angry Alex Jones at a mic

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    By Rachel Leishman Nov 14th
     
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    By Vivian Kane May 23rd
     
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    By Vivian Kane Jan 9th
     
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    By Victoria McNally Jan 21st
     
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    By Liz Suess Aug 15th
     
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    The Onion To Debut New Website Parodying Buzzfeed and Upworthy

    By Carolyn Cox Apr 30th
     
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    Onion A.V. Club Animates Patton Oswalt’s Story of a Magical Black Man

    By Glen Tickle Jun 9th
     
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    By Erin Podolak Jun 25th
     
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    By Robert Quigley May 27th
     
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    By Robert Quigley Apr 21st
     
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    By Susana Polo Apr 19th
     
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