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Woman Allegedly Worked at Hollywood Hill Parties and Saw Guests Who Haven’t Aged Since 1964. Then at Midnight They’d Gather Around a Fountain

By Terrina Jairaj Jul 28th
Woman Says She’ll Never Forget the Man Who Sat Next to Her on a Flight Out of Denver. When the Flight Landed He Vanished: ‘The Creepiest’

By Terrina Jairaj Jul 21st
California Woman Goes to Whole Foods to Get a Sandwich and Salad, Then Sees Someone Creeping Behind: ‘I Was Like Two Inches Taller Than Him’

By Kopal Jul 16th
Houston Woman Recalls How Her Ex Died. The Man’s Son Was Involved, But Not in The Way She Expected: ‘They Was Bonding Alright’

By Vanessa Esguerra Jun 22nd
LA Woman Sells a Heart-Shaped Cake to a 6’5 Guy, but He Came Back an Hour Later to Claim it was Damaged: ‘Just Take the Cake and Go’

By Kopal Jun 19th
Missouri Man Finds a Screaming Boy in the Middle of the Road. He Helped in the Funniest Way Possible: ‘You’re Not Dead!’

By Vanessa Esguerra Jun 16th
Pennsylvania Woman Dated a Man For a Year. Someone Spotted Him at HomeGoods with Another Girl. He Married Her Best Friend: ‘They Deserve Each Other’

By Vanessa Esguerra Jun 15th
Florida Teacher Emails a Mom About Her Failing Child. Mom Turns the Blame: ‘I’m Never Confused When My Students Refuse to Take Accountability.’

By Vanessa Esguerra Jun 9th
London Girl Goes on a Date Worried He Might Be a Catfish. 10 Minutes in, He Turned Out to Be Worse: ‘Hardly Surprising from a 33yo Dating 22yo’

By Kopal Jun 3rd
London Girl Gets a DM from Her ‘Psychopath’ First Ex-Boyfriend After 10 Years, But She Taught Him a Lesson Immediately: ‘I ain’t the Same Little Girl’

By Kopal Jun 1st
Former Lululemon Worker Shares an Embarrassing Yet Hilarious Work Anecdote by the Belt Bags Section: ‘They Hated My Guts’

By Kopal May 26th
18yo Texas Girl Gets Harassed by a 50yo Man at Her Sales Job for Not Sharing Her Number: ‘I’m Gonna Make You Go Out With Me.’

By Kopal May 26th
‘Car Key Casanova’ Tricks LA Woman into a Second Date by Leaving His Spare Key in Her Purse: ‘Watch Out, Ladies!’

By Kopal May 26th
New Jersey Girls Walk into Their Favourite Clothing Store, but Went Through the Most Bizarre 30 Minutes Instead: ‘Never Felt More like I Am Intruding’

By Kopal May 19th
Croatian Artist Interrogates Her New Date about His past Relationships and Ends up Running as Fast as She Could: ‘Do You Want to Go to a Hotel?’

By Kopal May 19th
Arizona woman refused to meet a man in her apartment for a date and he straight up called it lame: ‘Pookie, I don’t want a back alley lobotomy’

By Kopal May 14th
North Carolina woman wakes up feeling like her uterus is ‘clawing its way out.’ Then the worst thing happened when she pulled into her driveway

By Kopal May 1st
Wheelchair-bound woman worked in retail as a ‘welcome person,’ but every customer tried to put money in her bottle: ‘They thought I was a charity’

By Kopal Apr 27th
Dallas woman walks out of a spray tan appointment on the windiest day and her dress suddenly flew above her head: ‘I don’t wear underwear underneath’

By Kopal Mar 25th
NYC server is at her wits end after one diner wanted her ‘chilled lobsters’ HOT and another ordered an item that wasn’t on the menu — three times

By Kopal Mar 23rd