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Wheelchair-bound woman worked in retail as a ‘welcome person,’ but every customer tried to put money in her bottle: ‘They thought I was a charity’

By Apr 27th
Dallas woman walks out of a spray tan appointment on the windiest day and her dress suddenly flew above her head: ‘I don’t wear underwear underneath’

By Mar 25th
NYC server is at her wits end after one diner wanted her ‘chilled lobsters’ HOT and another ordered an item that wasn’t on the menu — three times

By Mar 23rd
‘Did we just enter a wormhole?’: Woman witnesses the most hilarious conversation between a diner and server that has her going

By Feb 24th
Arizona server crashes out after three women walk in 20 minutes before closing and ask the most diabolical ‘is this vegetarian’ questions ever

By Feb 17th
Orlando woman sees her fellow server leaving with $400 tips and asks her the secret — turns out she was committing felonies: ‘I didn’t snitch on her’

By Feb 12th
Storytime: Iiiiiin Spaaaaace! Astronauts Will Read Books to Children From the International Space Station

By Jan 8th