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Florida Teacher Emails a Mom About Her Failing Child. Mom Turns the Blame: ‘I’m Never Confused When My Students Refuse to Take Accountability.’

By Vanessa Esguerra Jun 9th
London Girl Goes on a Date Worried He Might Be a Catfish. 10 Minutes in, He Turned Out to Be Worse: ‘Hardly Surprising from a 33yo Dating 22yo’

By Kopal Jun 3rd
London Girl Gets a DM from Her ‘Psychopath’ First Ex-Boyfriend After 10 Years, But She Taught Him a Lesson Immediately: ‘I ain’t the Same Little Girl’

By Kopal Jun 1st
Former Lululemon Worker Shares an Embarrassing Yet Hilarious Work Anecdote by the Belt Bags Section: ‘They Hated My Guts’

By Kopal May 26th
18yo Texas Girl Gets Harassed by a 50yo Man at Her Sales Job for Not Sharing Her Number: ‘I’m Gonna Make You Go Out With Me.’

By Kopal May 26th
‘Car Key Casanova’ Tricks LA Woman into a Second Date by Leaving His Spare Key in Her Purse: ‘Watch Out, Ladies!’

By Kopal May 26th
New Jersey Girls Walk into Their Favourite Clothing Store, but Went Through the Most Bizarre 30 Minutes Instead: ‘Never Felt More like I Am Intruding’

By Kopal May 19th
Croatian Artist Interrogates Her New Date about His past Relationships and Ends up Running as Fast as She Could: ‘Do You Want to Go to a Hotel?’

By Kopal May 19th
Arizona woman refused to meet a man in her apartment for a date and he straight up called it lame: ‘Pookie, I don’t want a back alley lobotomy’

By Kopal May 14th
North Carolina woman wakes up feeling like her uterus is ‘clawing its way out.’ Then the worst thing happened when she pulled into her driveway

By Kopal May 1st
Wheelchair-bound woman worked in retail as a ‘welcome person,’ but every customer tried to put money in her bottle: ‘They thought I was a charity’

By Kopal Apr 27th
Dallas woman walks out of a spray tan appointment on the windiest day and her dress suddenly flew above her head: ‘I don’t wear underwear underneath’

By Kopal Mar 25th
NYC server is at her wits end after one diner wanted her ‘chilled lobsters’ HOT and another ordered an item that wasn’t on the menu — three times

By Kopal Mar 23rd
‘Did we just enter a wormhole?’: Woman witnesses the most hilarious conversation between a diner and server that has her going

By Kopal Feb 24th
Arizona server crashes out after three women walk in 20 minutes before closing and ask the most diabolical ‘is this vegetarian’ questions ever

By Kopal Feb 17th
Orlando woman sees her fellow server leaving with $400 tips and asks her the secret — turns out she was committing felonies: ‘I didn’t snitch on her’

By Kopal Feb 12th
Storytime: Iiiiiin Spaaaaace! Astronauts Will Read Books to Children From the International Space Station

By Carolyn Cox Jan 8th