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The Secret Service Is Mad Kash Patel Torpedoed an Ongoing Drone Plot Investigation With a Premature Social Media Post

By Terrina Jairaj Jun 19th
New Safety Protocols in Place for Rescheduled White House Correspondents’ Dinner Leave Attendees Guessing

By Terrina Jairaj Jun 4th
Secret Service Intervention Fails as Federal Judge Rejects Claims About a Specific Political Protest Banner

By Terrina Jairaj Jun 3rd
Trump Turns Deadly White House Shooting Into Another Sales Pitch for His Vanity Project. Truth Is He Has No Clue How Bulletproof Glass Works

By Terrina Jairaj May 26th
Trump’s Taxpayer-Funded Ballroom Hits a Wall as Republicans Admit There’s No Appetite for the Billion-Dollar Boondoggle

By Terrina Jairaj May 22nd
WHCD shooter Cole Allen’s lawyers want the entire DC prosecutors’ office kicked off his case

By Terrina Jairaj May 12th
Secret Service detains gunman Cole Allen. But the real debate is whether the shooting was all a set-up to spike Trump’s dwindling poll numbers

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 28th
WHCD attacker’s manifesto calls Trump a ‘pedophile, rapist, and traitor’ then mocks Secret Service for letting him bring a shotgun into the hotel

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 27th
Taxpayer Money Flushed Away as Ivanka and Jared Refused To Let Secret Service Use Their Bathrooms

By Chelsea Steiner Jan 14th
Over 130 Secret Service Agents Have COVID Because Trump Is a Monster

By Jessica Mason Nov 13th
Totally Unshocking News: Trump Has Reportedly Used Up the Secret Service’s Entire Budget for the Year

By Vivian Kane Aug 21st
The Secret Service Wants to Buy a Sarcasm Detector, We Bet That Will Work out Sooo Well

By Dan Van Winkle Jun 4th
Some Aaron Swartz Secret Service Documents Released

By Glen Tickle Aug 13th
Today in Geek History: Secret Service Raids Steve Jackson Games

By Jeff LaSala Mar 1st
Alabama Geometry Teacher Uses Obama Assassination to Teach Students about Angles

By Robert Quigley May 18th