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The Explanation Behind This M&M Casket Is the Most Grandma Story Ever

By Mar 7th
Even Maya Rudolph Can’t Convince Us Tucker Carlson’s Horniness Canceled the M&M’s

By Jan 25th
The M&Ms Culture War Is Getting Out of Hand

By Jan 24th
Seriously? M&M’s Caves to Tucker Carlson’s Nonsense, Does Away With All Spokescandies

By Jan 23rd
Tucker Carlson Is Complaining About Needing To Be Horny for M&M’s … Again

By Jan 11th
Tucker Carlson Devastated That He’s No Longer Horny for M&Ms

By Jan 23rd
Mars, Incorporated Accused of Slut-shaming Because They’ve Taken Away the Green M&M’s ”Step on Me” Boots

By Jan 21st
X-Men: Apocalypse Plot Details, Synopsis Revealed in M&Ms Press Release

By Oct 8th
Mars Bar Inc. Studying the Life Saving Benefits of “Chocolate Pills”

By Mar 17th
Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Here Are Some Green Women Who Probably Aren’t Irish.

By Mar 17th
The Brown M&M Is Finally Getting A Personality And It’s A Female!

By Jan 17th