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Lindsey Graham salivates over $1,500,000,000,000 for the military. 12 zeros for war while zero dollars for you

By Apr 17th
Hawaii military girlfriend says she’s not allowed at events because she’s not a wife. Then viewers start connecting the dots: ‘He’s hiding you’

By Apr 14th
Took long enough, but AOC finally tiptoes into criticizing Israel: ‘I will not support Congress sending more taxpayer dollars’

By Apr 6th
Trump’s brutal ‘cowards’ claim rocks NATO as one major player finally crumbles under US pressure

By Mar 23rd
Switzerland just pulled the plug on a core US military advantage and the Pentagon is scrambling to adjust

By Mar 23rd
China’s icy silence on Trump’s Strait of Hormuz plea exposes a terrifying truth about his global standing

By Mar 18th
After his shocking demand over ‘unflattering’ photos, Pete rips into journalists for not being ‘positive enough’ about US attacks

By Mar 14th
Trump’s bold promises for Hormuz collapse after one devastating truth from his own administration

By Mar 13th
Not long after Hegseth’s cringe-worthy PR stunt, another doomsday plane sighting causes panic

By Mar 12th
Wait what? Pete Hegseth just called youngsters too ‘fat’ and ‘dumb’

By Dec 23rd
‘It is what it is’: Pete Hegseth’s big push to ban women from military without saying it outright

By Sep 30th
‘Funniest draft dodging method’: Jokes about draft dodging swirl after trans people are barred from joining the U.S. military

By Feb 18th
‘We need the talent’: Military gives up recruiting opportunity at prestigious Black Engineer Awards amid DEI fears

By Feb 12th
‘Any military that turns away talent makes itself weaker’: Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin defends women in combat as Pete Hegseth threatens to remove them

By Dec 5th
‘The woke stuff will be gone’: Trump confirmed his main plan for the military is to insult women

By Nov 13th
No, Seriously, How Do You Lose a Fighter Jet?

By Sep 20th
Rishi Sunak Can Apologize for the Military But Not His Own Actions

By Jul 20th
Three Years After Vanessa Guillén’s Murder, Another Latina Soldier Found Dead at the Same Texas Military Base

By Mar 22nd
Is ‘Top Gun: Maverick’ Military Propaganda? Twitter Debates the Case.

By Jun 17th
5+ Reasons To Delete Spotify That Have Nothing To Do With Joe Rogan

By Feb 8th