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Trump promised a ‘Golden Dome’ to stop missiles. Now, experts say it’s a $1.2tn gift to defense contractors with a fatal weakness

By Terrina Jairaj May 14th
‘The bar has changed’: Colbert’s late-night show is ending and Obama suggests that he’d make a better president than one recent occupant

By Terrina Jairaj May 7th
15,000 US troops deployed to escort tankers through Hormuz but the real question is why Trump’s blockade is making oil prices worse

By Terrina Jairaj May 6th
Seth Moulton just called Trump’s war secretary a Nazi war criminal and invoked a chilling WWII precedent

By Terrina Jairaj May 1st
Gavin Newsom just blasted Kid Rock for a taxpayer-funded joyride that cost more than a small country’s defense budget

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 29th
Lindsey Graham salivates over $1,500,000,000,000 for the military. 12 zeros for war while zero dollars for you

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 17th
Hawaii military girlfriend says she’s not allowed at events because she’s not a wife. Then viewers start connecting the dots: ‘He’s hiding you’

By Rachel Thomas Apr 14th
Took long enough, but AOC finally tiptoes into criticizing Israel: ‘I will not support Congress sending more taxpayer dollars’

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 6th
Trump’s brutal ‘cowards’ claim rocks NATO as one major player finally crumbles under US pressure

By Terrina Jairaj Mar 23rd
Switzerland just pulled the plug on a core US military advantage and the Pentagon is scrambling to adjust

By Terrina Jairaj Mar 23rd
China’s icy silence on Trump’s Strait of Hormuz plea exposes a terrifying truth about his global standing

By Terrina Jairaj Mar 18th
After his shocking demand over ‘unflattering’ photos, Pete rips into journalists for not being ‘positive enough’ about US attacks

By Terrina Jairaj Mar 14th
Trump’s bold promises for Hormuz collapse after one devastating truth from his own administration

By Terrina Jairaj Mar 13th
Not long after Hegseth’s cringe-worthy PR stunt, another doomsday plane sighting causes panic

By Terrina Jairaj Mar 12th
Wait what? Pete Hegseth just called youngsters too ‘fat’ and ‘dumb’

By Sanchari Ghosh Dec 23rd
‘It is what it is’: Pete Hegseth’s big push to ban women from military without saying it outright

By Sanchari Ghosh Sep 30th
‘Funniest draft dodging method’: Jokes about draft dodging swirl after trans people are barred from joining the U.S. military

By Vanessa Esguerra Feb 18th
‘We need the talent’: Military gives up recruiting opportunity at prestigious Black Engineer Awards amid DEI fears

By Rachel Ulatowski Feb 12th
‘Any military that turns away talent makes itself weaker’: Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin defends women in combat as Pete Hegseth threatens to remove them

By Rachel Ulatowski Dec 5th
‘The woke stuff will be gone’: Trump confirmed his main plan for the military is to insult women

By Rachel Ulatowski Nov 13th