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Latest Jim Jordan Stories
  • Jim Jordan speaks to a gaggle of reporters.

    Republicans Finally Put Jim Jordan Out of His Misery

    By Oct 23rd
     
  • Jim Jordan bites his lip while leaning in to talk with another old white guy congressman.

    Jim Jordan Has No Plans To End His Own Public Humiliation

    By Oct 18th
     
  • House Democrats Helping Republicans Play Themselves

    House Dems Are Ready to Help the Republicans Play Themselves

    By Oct 17th
     
  • Eric Swalwell Hates Jim Jordan a Lot

    Eric Swalwell Hates Jim Jordan SO MUCH. Join the Club!

    By Sep 22nd
     
  • Rep Jim Jordan frowning.

    Jim Jordan Is Getting Sued for His Interference in Trump’s Prosecution

    By Apr 12th
     
  • Jim Jordan bites his lip and cringes while clinging a railing in the House.

    Jim Jordan’s New Committee Is an Absurd Waste of Time, Even for Him

    By Jan 12th
     
  • Jim Jordan holds a microphone and speaks during a town hall meeting.

    Jim Jordan Tweeted About “Real America” and It Did Not Go Well

    By Aug 29th
     
  • Nancy Mace republican from South Carolina. Image: screencap

    We Almost Made it Through a Whole Hearing on Book Bans Before Republican Representatives Decried Twitter ‘Censorship,’ Hunter Biden’s Laptop

    By Apr 8th
     
  • Jim Jordan holds a microphone and speaks during a town hall meeting.

    Republicans Keep Bragging About Low Gas Prices Under Trump as if There Wasn’t Some Other Gigantic Reason For That

    By Mar 8th
     
  • Representative Jim Jordan, Republican of Ohio, asks questions of witnesses in impeachment hearing.

    Despite Claiming He Had “Nothing To Hide,” Jim Jordan Now Refusing To Cooperate With Jan 6 Panel

    By Jan 10th
     
  • Jim Jordan looks into the camera and holds up a finger from his desk in the House.

    The House Committee Investigating the Capitol Attack Wants to Question Rep. Jim Jordan

    By Dec 23rd
     
  • Jim Jordan looks into the camera and holds up a finger from his desk in the House.

    Rep. Jim Jordan Says “Real America Is Done With COVID-19” as if That Means Absolutely Anything

    By Dec 6th
     
  • Congressman Jim Jordan (R-OH) speaks during a hearing

    Rep. Jim Jordan Is Really Mad About Gender-Neutral Pronouns, Also Doesn’t Know What a Pronoun Is

    By Jan 4th
     
  • ted cruz looks across a collage at a smiling ron perlman

    Twitter Feud Between Ron Perlman and Ted Cruz Continues to Get Weirder

    By Jun 15th
     
  • Rep. Jim Jordan sits alone in a Capitol Hill hearing room in front of a bunch of stupid giant signs.

    The House Republicans’ Giant Impeachment Signs Are Beyond Satire

    By Nov 22nd
     
  • Representative Jim Jordan, Republican of Ohio, asks questions of witnesses in impeachment hearing.

    Rep. Jim Jordan Continues to Get the Ridicule He So Richly Deserves

    By Nov 19th
     
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