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Abdul El-Sayed Calls Out His Republican Rival for Ducking Debates, Daring Him To Settle the Score With a High-Stakes Game of Tackle Football

By Terrina Jairaj Aug 12th
Man Linked Up with a Waitress on the Fourth of July. She Said She Was a Hybrid Werewolf: ‘A Car Between Electric and Gas?’

By Vanessa Esguerra Jul 8th
Joy Behar Drags a Guest Out of Bed to Save The View After Three Stars Go Missing and Whoopi Goldberg Claims a Volcano Ate Her Homework

By Terrina Jairaj Jul 7th
Delta Pilot Reports Mid-Air Collision on Final Approach Into Midway, but the Object That Hit Them Wasn’t a Bird

By Terrina Jairaj Jul 7th
Travis Kelce’s Family Found Taylor Swift’s $50 Million Wedding ‘Overwhelming’. They Had to Surrender Their Phones and Sign NDAs, Insiders Say

By Terrina Jairaj Jul 7th
Massachusetts Town Warns Homeowners That Flying American Flags Could Violate Endangered Species Laws, Sparking a Constitutional Standoff

By Terrina Jairaj Jul 3rd
USA to Celebrate 250th Year With Trump’s Face on Passport

By Vanessa Esguerra Apr 29th
Next Week’s Episode of ‘The Boys’ Has a Perfectly Patriotic Release Date

By Amanda Landwehr Jun 27th
Ask The Mary Sues: Our Unconventional 4th of July Movie Picks

By Chelsea Steiner Jul 3rd
Mystery Fireworks Continue to Befuddle Sleep-Deprived Nation

By Kaila Hale-Stern Jun 22nd
Donald Trump Is Planning the Worst Fourth of July Party

By Vivian Kane Jul 2nd
Following Michelle Obama, Statue of Liberty Protester Therese Patricia Okoumou Says “I Went as High as I Could”

By Charline Jao Jul 6th
Things We Saw Today: This Hot-Tub Invading Bear Is Having a Better Day than All of Us

By Charline Jao Jul 4th
Full Frontal Celebrates the 4th by Reminding You America Is Worth Fighting For

By Charline Jao Jul 4th
Fourth of July Google Doodle Shows Popular Recipes in Each State

By Charline Jao Jul 4th
9 Things That Made Me Feel Patriotic AF This Year

By Vivian Kane Jul 4th
Learn Some Facts You Didn’t Know About the Declaration of Independence From a TED-Ed Animation

By Dan Van Winkle Jul 4th
Things We Saw Today: I’m Sorry, I Can’t Hear You Over Pocahontas As Captain America

By Rebecca Pahle Jul 4th
Enjoy the 4th of July With a Marathon Featuring the People Who Really Matter in Your Life: Batman

By Dan Van Winkle Jul 4th
Reactions Celebrates the Fourth of July by Explaining Fireworks Chemistry

By Glen Tickle Jul 4th