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8-year-old’s soothing voice and football cards saved a Jet2 flight from an emergency landing after a drunk passenger lost it at 30,000 feet

By Terrina Jairaj May 8th
Vatican slams Trump’s ‘strange’ attacks on the Pope while Rubio plays peacemaker with a gift no one asked for: ‘Wow, ok’

By Terrina Jairaj May 8th
In a move as tone-deaf as it gets, Trump’s World Cup welcome for Iran collapses after a blunt statement from the nation

By Terrina Jairaj Mar 11th
Don’t Miss Mariah Carey and Beyoncé Christmas Performances on Netflix

By Nicole Wert Dec 13th
‘I hate the US government’: MAGAs celebrate the possible return of a racist sports mascot thanks to a Republican senator

By Rachel Leishman Dec 4th
What Is Going On With the Pop-Tarts Mascot?

By Rachel Leishman Dec 29th
Even the NFL Is Celebrating the Taylor Swift Effect

By Vivian Kane Dec 7th
Taylor Swift Went to Travis Kelce’s Football Game, and We’re Just Here for the Memes

By Rachel Ulatowski Sep 25th
BBC’s Match of the Day Struggles Without Gary Lineker—Flouting Its Own Accessibility Guidelines

By Brooke Pollock Mar 13th
The BBC Massively Fumbled This Gary Lineker Mess

By Brooke Pollock Mar 13th
Things We Saw Today: What if Football Had an Anime? I Mean It Does, but What if It Were the Los Angeles Chargers?

By Briana Lawrence May 13th
Attacks Against Black Footballers Get Prince William and Piers Morgan to Speak Up About Racism

By Princess Weekes Jul 12th
Here’s Why the Entire World Is Freaking Out About Soccer’s “Super League”

By Lyra Hale Apr 20th
Pre-Super Bowl Reminder: Tom Brady Is the Height of White Privilege

By Lyra Hale Feb 5th
Vanderbilt’s Sarah Fuller Just Made Football History

By Kaila Hale-Stern Nov 28th
Queering the NFL: Why Queer Characters Need Strong Allies Against Toxic Masculinity

By Jessica Lachenal Aug 16th
Justice! Soccer Fans Finally Convicted for Unbelievably Racist Harassment on Paris Train

By Vivian Kane Jan 5th
Let’s Watch This Absurdist Tribute to Touchdown Celebrations by Key & Peele, with Stephen Colbert

By Maddy Myers Feb 8th
Moronic Radio Host Rants About Kathryn Smith, the NFL’s First Female Football Coach

By Jessica Lachenal Jan 22nd
University of Missouri President Resigns Amid Protests Against Handling of Racial Issues

By Jessica Lachenal Nov 9th