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Youth League Football Coach Describes Actions of Wisconsin Parent Who Ran on Pitch and Tripped 9yo Player as the ‘Most Cowardly Act I’ve Ever Seen’

By Jordan Collins Aug 28th
Abdul El-Sayed Calls Out His Republican Rival for Ducking Debates, Daring Him To Settle the Score With a High-Stakes Game of Tackle Football

By Terrina Jairaj Aug 12th
From Bomb Threats Against Messi to a Ronaldo Hotel Breach, a Secret Dossier Reveals How Close the World Cup Came to Being a Catastrophe

By Terrina Jairaj Aug 7th
Gaza Football Fans Are Ditching Traditional Regional Loyalties for a Surprising European Favorite This World Cup

By Terrina Jairaj Jun 23rd
White House FIFA Task Force Stands Firm on Iranian Travel Limits as the Team Threatens a Formal Complaint

By Terrina Jairaj Jun 22nd
Many Are Calling Out England Team Coach Thomas Tuchel for His Silence During the National Anthem, but He Has a Strategic Reason for Staying Quiet

By Terrina Jairaj Jun 18th
FIFA Is Facing a Mounting Health Crisis as Analysts Flag Dozens of World Cup Matches for Dangerous Heat Exposure

By Terrina Jairaj Jun 15th
This 2010 World Cup Icon Predicted Eight Matches Perfectly, Only to Be Targeted by International Death Threats

By Terrina Jairaj Jun 11th
Border Officials Are Turning the FIFA World Cup Into a Diplomatic Nightmare, Forcing Athletes to Endure Humiliating Airport Screenings

By Terrina Jairaj Jun 10th
8-year-old’s soothing voice and football cards saved a Jet2 flight from an emergency landing after a drunk passenger lost it at 30,000 feet

By Terrina Jairaj May 8th
Vatican slams Trump’s ‘strange’ attacks on the Pope while Rubio plays peacemaker with a gift no one asked for: ‘Wow, ok’

By Terrina Jairaj May 8th
In a move as tone-deaf as it gets, Trump’s World Cup welcome for Iran collapses after a blunt statement from the nation

By Terrina Jairaj Mar 11th
Don’t Miss Mariah Carey and Beyoncé Christmas Performances on Netflix

By Nicole Wert Dec 13th
‘I hate the US government’: MAGAs celebrate the possible return of a racist sports mascot thanks to a Republican senator

By Rachel Leishman Dec 4th
What Is Going On With the Pop-Tarts Mascot?

By Rachel Leishman Dec 29th
Even the NFL Is Celebrating the Taylor Swift Effect

By Vivian Kane Dec 7th
Taylor Swift Went to Travis Kelce’s Football Game, and We’re Just Here for the Memes

By Rachel Ulatowski Sep 25th
BBC’s Match of the Day Struggles Without Gary Lineker—Flouting Its Own Accessibility Guidelines

By Brooke Pollock Mar 13th
The BBC Massively Fumbled This Gary Lineker Mess

By Brooke Pollock Mar 13th
Things We Saw Today: What if Football Had an Anime? I Mean It Does, but What if It Were the Los Angeles Chargers?

By Briana Lawrence May 13th