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Things We Saw Today: What if Football Had an Anime? I Mean It Does, but What if It Were the Los Angeles Chargers?

By Briana LawrenceMay 13th
Attacks Against Black Footballers Get Prince William and Piers Morgan to Speak Up About Racism

By Princess WeekesJul 12th
Here’s Why the Entire World Is Freaking Out About Soccer’s “Super League”

By Lyra HaleApr 20th
Pre-Super Bowl Reminder: Tom Brady Is the Height of White Privilege

By Lyra HaleFeb 5th
Vanderbilt’s Sarah Fuller Just Made Football History

By Kaila Hale-SternNov 28th
Queering the NFL: Why Queer Characters Need Strong Allies Against Toxic Masculinity

By Santino HassellAug 16th
Justice! Soccer Fans Finally Convicted for Unbelievably Racist Harassment on Paris Train

By Vivian KaneJan 5th
Let’s Watch This Absurdist Tribute to Touchdown Celebrations by Key & Peele, with Stephen Colbert

By Maddy MyersFeb 8th
Moronic Radio Host Rants About Kathryn Smith, the NFL’s First Female Football Coach

By Jessica LachenalJan 22nd
University of Missouri President Resigns Amid Protests Against Handling of Racial Issues

By Jessica LachenalNov 9th
[UPDATED] England Football Association’s Twitter Puts Foot in Mouth With Condescending Tweet

By Jessica LachenalJul 6th
Bill Nye Activates Science Guy, Calls Out Patriots Coach/Other Bill’s Science Fail

By Alanna BennettJan 25th
Ever Wanted to Watch NFL Players Dancing to Evanescence and Iron Maiden? Now You Can

By Victoria McNallySep 22nd
Things We Saw Today: Samurai Darth Vader

By Sam MaggsJun 15th
Dear British People: Stop Making Fun of Us for Saying “Soccer,” Because You Invented the Word

By Victoria McNallyJun 10th
Sir Patrick Stewart & Sir Ian McKellen Are A Little Confused About This Whole Super Bowl Thing

By Jill PantozziJan 31st
Princess The Football-Predicting Camel Has Passed Away, We Might As Well Cancel The Super Bowl

By Carolyn CoxJan 17th
Man Plays Soccer for 90 Minutes Without Realizing There’s a Bullet Lodged in His Skull

By Jonah FeldmanJun 19th
College Football Coach Uses Drone To Get Overhead View of Players, Terrify Other Team

By Glen TickleApr 21st
Detroit Lions Sign YouTube Sensation as Their New Kicker

By Glen TickleApr 12th