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DOJ says Florida man wore realistic ‘old man’ mask to pull off bank heists

By Misty Layne Oct 20th
Florida Man scolded for sleeping at his job. Then, he shoots boss before going out for a smoke and tricycle ride.

By Misty Layne Oct 19th
Florida man thinks a tree is walking to his house. Nobody believed him until he started measuring its movement

By Vanessa Esguerra May 6th
‘Am I the only one rooting for this to work?’ Florida Man straps home down in preparation for Hurricane Milton

By Vanessa Esguerra Oct 10th
The 17 Greatest ‘Florida Man’ Headlines of All Time

By Siobhan Ball and Natalie Schmondiuk May 15th
All the Real Florida News Stories Referenced in the ‘GTA VI’ Trailer

By Vanessa Esguerra Dec 7th
‘Florida Man’ Fulfills His Destiny as a Netflix Crime Series

By Rachel Ulatowski Mar 3rd
Florida Republicans Introduce Bill to Literally ‘Cancel’ the State’s Democratic Party

By D.R. Medlen Mar 1st
Predictable Post-Roe Chaos: Pregnant Florida Inmate’s Lawyer Says Fetus Is Being ‘Wrongfully Detained’

By Cammy Pedroja Feb 24th
Welp, There Go Our Hopes of Seeing Matt Gaetz Go to Prison

By Cammy Pedroja Feb 16th
Florida Man Tries to Rob Bank, Conceals Identity With Sonic the Hedgehog Mask

By Briana Lawrence Feb 7th
We Are All This Florida Man Wrestling a Gator into a Trash Can

By Chelsea Steiner Sep 30th
Tweets From the Worst Place in the World: Our 15 Favorite Florida Man Tweets

By Ian Chant Mar 5th