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Florida man hires an Etsy witch to help him land a job. But five days later, he’s telling her to ‘chill’: ‘I’m a human being’

By Robyn Miraflor Sep 28th
Bride’s Wedding Florist Charged Her $1,800 for a Fake Flower Bouquet. Then She Found an Etsy Artist Selling Them for Less

By Vanessa Esguerra Sep 10th
Woman can’t get a job interview so she hires an Etsy witch—and can’t believe what happens immediately after: ‘Her name is Robyn’

By Ljeonida Mulabazi May 22nd
Florida woman picks up car from getting oil change at Walmart. Then the worker at the register starts sniffing her: ‘It was you’

By Charlotte Colombo Jan 24th
‘It’s time for a class action against Etsy’: Seller accused of sending wrong item says Etsy did nothing. So, she files a police report

By Braden Bjella Jan 14th
‘This is why I don’t practice or manifest until both eclipses are over’: Jezebel paid Etsy witches to ‘curse’ Charlie Kirk. Then a witch speaks out

By Rachel Thomas Sep 11th
‘Girl she’s sold 200+ in the last 24 hours’: Woman gets Etsy witch to draw her soulmate. Then she meets a man 1 week later

By Ljeonida Mulabazi Jul 8th
This Time #BoycottEtsy Is Just TERFS Throwing a Tantrum That the Website Won’t Host Their Bigotry

By Siobhan Ball Jul 28th
After Years of Neglect and Fee Issues, Etsy Sellers Are Striking This Week

By Alyssa Shotwell Apr 11th
Things We Saw Today: Get Ready to Fly The Trenches in Star Wars: Battlefront Death Star DLC

By Carly Lane Sep 17th
Things We Saw Today: Pokébutt Bookmarks Adorably Save Your Place in a Book

By Jessica Lachenal Aug 8th
You Can Pretend to Be Hagrid With These Amazing Harry Potter Model Miniatures

By Jessica Lachenal Jun 27th
The Mary Sue Poetry Contest: SpaceBling’s New Horizons Jewelry and Pluto Flyby Accessories

By Carolyn Cox Jul 21st
Things We Saw Today: Studio Ghibli Umbrellas Change Patterns When Wet; Will Also Change Your Life

By Teresa Jusino Jun 18th
Incredible Furiosa the Riveter Print Is a Reminder We Can Do It

By Carolyn Cox May 28th
Things We Saw Today: Anna Kendrick Wrecks James Corden in The Late Late Show‘s Own Riff-Off

By Jessica Lachenal May 16th
Things We Saw Today: Stephen Merchant Is Dirrty. Real Dirrty.

By Jessica Lachenal May 9th
You Can Get Your Name On A Pendant In Gallifreyan

By Sam Maggs Apr 15th
Things We Saw Today: A Marauders Pendant With Which To Manage Your Mischief

By Alanna Bennett Feb 28th
The Most Beautiful TARDIS Ring In The Universe, Plus Other Amazing Nerd Bling

By Victoria McNally Feb 23rd