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    Rosetta Mission’s Lost Philae Comet Lander Has Finally Been Found!

    By Dan Van WinkleSep 5th
     
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    Things We Saw Today: Dr. Jillian Holtzmann Style Guide

    By Jessica LachenalJul 26th
     
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    The Sights and Sounds of Jupiter Are Pretty Amazing Right Now as Juno Closes In

    By Dan Van WinkleJun 30th
     
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    Evidence That Comets Brought Life to Earth Found on Rosetta’s Comet

    By Courtney HildenJun 29th
     
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    Astronomers’ Prediction of a Supernova Is Both Less and More Impressive Than It Sounds

    By Dan Van WinkleDec 17th
     
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    After Months of Silence, The ESA’s Philae Lander Calls Home

    By Jessica LachenalJun 14th
     
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    NASA and ESA Form a Super-Science Team-Up to Protect Us From Asteroids

    By Teresa JusinoMay 20th
     
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    Italian Astronaut Samantha Cristoforetti’s Space-Cosplay Game is On Point

    By Carolyn CoxApr 20th
     
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    ESA’s Philae Comet Lander Continues to Skillfully Avoid Detection by Doing Absolutely Nothing

    By Dan Van WinkleJan 6th
     
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    Things We Saw Today: Rosetta Makes a Christmas Landing

    By Jill PantozziDec 11th
     
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    Here’s The “Sound” ESA’s Philae Probe Made When It Landed on a Comet

    By Victoria McNallyNov 21st
     
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    ESA’s Philae Detects Organic Compounds on Comet, Mission a Huge Success

    By Dan Van WinkleNov 18th
     
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    ESA Comet Lander’s Batteries Drained From Poor Landing Position Sunlight, but There’s Still Hope

    By Dan Van WinkleNov 15th
     
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    Lead ESA Scientist Says He “Made A Big Mistake”; Offers Emotional Apology For Sexist Shirt

    By Carolyn CoxNov 14th
     
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    Things We Saw Today: The Batgirl of Burnside Is Getting Her Own Statuette!

    By Victoria McNallyNov 13th
     
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    ESA’s #CometLanding Broke the Internet More than Kim Kardashian, There Is Hope for Us All

    By Dan Van WinkleNov 13th
     
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    [Updated] Hey Lead ESA Scientist, We Fixed Your Horribly-Sexist Lady Shirt For You

    By Sam MaggsNov 13th
     
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    Pilot Rosetta at Home to Land on a Comet and Study It With NASA’s Comet Quest Game

    By Dan Van WinkleNov 13th
     
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    Spacecraft on Comet So far Unable to Fire Its Anchor Harpoons, Team Working on a Solution

    By Dan Van WinkleNov 12th
     
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    Lead ESA Scientist Wears Shirt Covered in Gratuitous Sexy Chicks For Comet Landing Livestream

    By Victoria McNallyNov 12th
     
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