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Latest Elon Musk Stories
  • Stephen King gives a wry smile at the camera at an event for the movie It

    Elon Musk Is Trying To Haggle With Stephen King Over Paid Twitter Verification

    By Nov 1st
     
  • Elon Musk points a finger in the air while speaking.

    Elon Musk’s First Weekend in Charge of Twitter Was, Predictably, a Total Shitshow

    By Oct 31st
     
  • Elon Musk sits outside, staring blankly into the distance, wearing a shirt reading

    Why Did Elon Musk Want To Buy Twitter in the First Place?

    By Oct 27th
     
  • Elon Musk poses at a space event

    RIP Twitter

    By Oct 27th
     
  • Elon Musk sits outside, staring blankly into the distance, wearing a shirt reading

    Elon Musk Wants Us To Believe He Suddenly Cares About Taking COVID-19 Seriously

    By Oct 6th
     
  • Elon Musk poses at a space event

    Elon Musk Tried to Solve Russia-Ukraine War via Twitter Poll and Surprise, It Didn’t Work!

    By Oct 4th
     
  • Elon Musk debuted Optimus, a robot at Tesla AI Day.

    Elon Musk Unveils Underwhelming Robot Optimus at Tesla’s AI Day

    By Oct 2nd
     
  • Kayley Ceniceros' (a.k.a. Comet) art contribution to As a Crew (an Our Flag Means Death Digital fan Zine.) Image: Kayley Ceniceros and Nova & Mali.

    Things We Saw Today: ‘Our Flag Means Death’ Gets Queer Fan Art Zine From Nova & Mali

    By Aug 10th
     
  • Elon Musk mugs and gives two thumbs up

    Elon Musk Roasted Online After Bailing From Twitter Deal

    By Jul 10th
     
  • Elon Musk wears a handkerchief around his neck, holding up a finger

    Elon Musk Sure Does Hate Free Speech When It’s Coming From His Own Employees, Doesn’t He?

    By Jun 17th
     
  • Elon Musk looks over the shoulder at the camera with a smug sort of smile, wearing a tuxedo at the Met Gala

    Elon Musk Seems Pretty Desperate To Get Out of His Twitter Deal

    By Jun 7th
     
  • Cropped poster of Feels Good Man produced by Giorgio Angelini Caryn Capotosto Arthur Jones Aaron Wickenden. Image: Ready Fiction Films & Wavelength Productions.

    Things We Saw Today: Now You Have No Excuse Not To Watch ‘Feels Good Man’ Because It’s Free Across Multiple Sites

    By Jun 1st
     
  • Elon Musk stands in front of a backdrop of large vertical black and white stripes, hands crossed in front of him, head tilted up, eyes closed, as if in weird reverie

    Elon Musk Had the Grossest Possible Response to Sexual Harassment Allegations

    By May 20th
     
  • Elon Musk wears a tuxedo with a white bowtie and smiles at the camera with an open mouth

    It Looks Like Elon Musk’s Rant About ‘Political Attacks’ From the Left Was an Attempt To Get Ahead of Sexual Misconduct Allegations

    By May 20th
     
  • Elon Musk mugs and gives two thumbs up

    Elon Musk Comes Out as Republican, Surprising No One

    By May 18th
     
  • Christine Baranksi looks fierce on the Met Gala red carpet in sunglasses and a caped tuxedo outfit.

    Christine Baranski Had the Perfect Reaction To That Photo of Her Staring Down Elon Musk

    By May 9th
     
  • Roger Stone dances next to a rapper in front of a truck decorated with a painting of Donald Trump as Rambo

    Roger Stone Thought He Could Come Back To Twitter Because of Elon Musk, Was Immediately Re-Banned

    By Apr 28th
     
  • In closeup, a white hand holds a cell phone open to Elon Musk's Twitter profile.

    Elon Musk Just Gave Us a Clearer Look at What He Means by ‘Free Speech’ and It’s Awful

    By Apr 27th
     
  • Tucker Carlson speaks into a microphone with his arms crossed, smirking

    Tucker Carlson Tried To Make It Look Like Elon Musk Let Him Back Onto Twitter, a Thing That Did Not Happen

    By Apr 26th
     
  • A photo of Elon Musk looking pensive with a tweet overlaid reading

    Elon Musk Buys Twitter and Twitter Users Obviously Have Some Thoughts

    By Apr 25th
     
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