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Latest Elon Musk Stories
  • Elon Musk speaks and gestures in front of a black background

    Why Is the EU Threatening To Ban Twitter?

    By Nov 30th
     
  • Elon Musk poses at a space event

    Elon Thinks His Bedside Table is Cool? OK Well if We’re Comparing …

    By Nov 29th
     
  • Elon Musk points a finger in the air while speaking.

    Is Apple Removing Twitter from the App Store? Elon Musk’s Claim, Explained

    By Nov 29th
     
  • A photo of Elon Musk looking pensive with a tweet overlaid reading

    Elon Musk’s Twitter Restores the Worst Extremists’ Accounts While He Whines About Fleeing Advertisers

    By Nov 28th
     
  • Elon Musk speaks and gestures in front of a black background

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    By Nov 21st
     
  • Pedro Pascal from The Mandalorian.

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    By Nov 20th
     
  • Twitter logo pooping. Image: Twitter, Alyssa Shotwell.

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    By Nov 19th
     
  • Elon Musk sits outside, staring blankly into the distance, wearing a shirt reading

    Elon Musk Will Forevermore Be Known as ‘Space Karen.’ Here’s How It Started.

    By Nov 18th
     
  • Elon Musk looks over the shoulder at the camera with a smug sort of smile, wearing a tuxedo at the Met Gala

    Twitter Might Be Dying—and People’s Reactions Are the Perfect Send-Off

    By Nov 18th
     
  • Pokémon Team Rocket

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    By Nov 14th
     
  • Elon Musk mugs and gives two thumbs up

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    By Nov 14th
     
  • Left: Jeremy Strong as Kendall Roy in Succession. Right: Elon Musk

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    By Nov 12th
     
  • Posty and Doja get down in

    Doja Cat Had One of the Weirdest Side-Effects of Twitter’s Meltdown: “I Don’t Wanna Be Christmas Forever”

    By Nov 11th
     
  • Elon Musk, surrounded by nerd emojis.

    My New Favorite Browser Extension Gives Elon’s Pointless Twitter Badge the Makeover It Deserves

    By Nov 10th
     
  • NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 02: Blake Lively attends The 2022 Met Gala Celebrating

    Twitter’s Awful New Verification System Was Already Mocked out of Existence

    By Nov 9th
     
  • Elon Musk frowns slightly wearing a tux on a red carpet.

    Well, at Least Elon Musk Postponed Twitter’s Full Destruction Until After Today’s Election

    By Nov 8th
     
  • Elon Musk makes a frowny face.

    Elon Musk Declares Comedy “Legal” on Twitter, Immediately Suspends Accounts Who Make Fun of Him

    By Nov 5th
     
  • Elon Musk looks over the shoulder at the camera with a smug sort of smile, wearing a tuxedo at the Met Gala

    Laid-off Twitter Employees Are Suing the Company for Violating CA Labor Law

    By Nov 4th
     
  • Daemon on the Iron Throne in house of the dragon (HBO)

    Blue Check Twitter Is Mocking Elon Musk for Calling Them ‘Lords’

    By Nov 2nd
     
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