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Jordan B. Peterson Got Mocked By Marvel. And Now He’s Attacking Elmo?

By Feb 10th
Elmo vs. Taylor Swift: The “Opalite” Singer’s New Best Friend Has ‘Sesame Street’ Talking

By Feb 9th
Now who would hack Elmo?

By Jul 14th
Not even Elmo is safe from lay-off culture

By May 9th
Elmo’s Longstanding Beef Has Come to the Olympics

By Aug 2nd
Larry David Should Really Listen To Wil Wheaton

By Feb 8th
Nothing Could Have Prepared Elmo for the Internet’s Trauma Dump

By Jan 30th
Elmo Addresses Concerns About Friendship With Zoe, Doubles Down on Rocky Feelings Toward Rocco

By Jan 6th
Things We Saw Today: Everyone Is Reveling in Elmo’s Hatred of Rocco, Who Is A ROCK

By Jan 4th
LOL Tucker Carlson Is So Mad That Elmo Said Racism Exists

By Jun 10th
Operating the Sesame Street Puppets Looks So Cool and So Exhausting

By Dec 19th
Hamilton‘s Daveed Diggs Joins Sesame Street‘s Noodle Family, Shows Rubber Ducky Some Love

By Jan 10th
Mode’s 100 Years of Children’s Toys One Huge Nostalgia Trip

By Dec 22nd
Sarah Michelle Gellar is Disappointed on Sesame Street

By Jan 7th
Elmo and Cookie Monster Are Getting a Sesame Street Spin-Off

By Oct 8th
Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan Take Pictures With Time Square Elmo Because They’re The Best

By Sep 13th
Lawsuit Against Elmo Puppeteer Includes Phrases Like “Crystal Meth Sex Party”

By Mar 20th
Elmo Puppeteer Kevin Clash Resigns as Second Accuser Comes Forward

By Nov 20th
Elmo Puppeteer Vindicated! Accuser Recants Allegations, Childhood Restored

By Nov 14th
Things We Saw Today: Wonder Woman & Superman Making Out

By Nov 12th