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It’s Official: Court Rules That Trump Can’t Block People on Twitter

It's been a question for quite some time whether or not Donald Trump was violating Americans' First Amendment rights by blocking them on Twitter. Like so many bullies, Trump has exceedingly thin skin, and has a habit of blocking people who mock or disagree with him. Today, a judge ruled that he is violating the rights of the blocked.

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We’re Getting a Whole Book of Pete Souza’s Brilliant Trump-Trolling Instagram Shade

It'll be titled, appropriately, "Shade."

"Shade is a portrait in contrasts, telling the tale of two presidencies through a series of powerful visual juxtapositions-with Pete Souza's unforgettable images of President Obama given new power and meaning when framed by tweets, headlines, quotes, and other material from the first 500 days of the Trump administration."

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Bill Gates Had to Explain to Donald Trump the Difference Between HIV and HPV

(and Trump was super weird about Gates' daughter)

"Both times he wanted to know the difference between HIV and HPV and so I was able to explain that those are things that are rarely confused with each other."

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Stormy Daniels Crashes Saturday Night Live‘s Cold Open in Epic Cameo

What a time to be alive

Last night's episode of Saturday Night Live, hosted by Donald Glover, was so damn strong that by the end of the show we had almost forgotten about it's star-studded political cold open...almost.

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Some Other Ridiculous Awards to Go With Donald Trump’s Nobel Peace Prize Nomination by House Republicans

So much winning!

Donald Trump has been nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize by eighteen House Republicans for his "work" in North Korea. The effort is spearheaded by Rep. Luke Messer (R-Ind.), who wrote in the nomination letter that “President Trump’s peace through strength policies are working and bringing peace to the Korean peninsula. We can think of no one more deserving of the Committee’s recognition in 2019 than President Trump for his tireless work to bring peace to our world.”

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What Was Trump Up to While the Media Was Busy Clutching Their Pearls Over Michelle Wolf’s WHCD Speech?

If you guessed it has something to do with racism & xenophobia, congratulations, you win and we all lose.

While the vast majority of news outlets were busy analyzing whether or not Wolf should apologize for insults she never made about Sarah Huckabee Sanders' appearance and ignoring all of the salient points she actually did make about the media's complicity in Trump's eroding of the free press (not to mention Flint's continuing lack of clean water), what was Trump himself up to?

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Things We Saw Today: Man Kicked Out of a Bar for Wearing a MAGA Hat Tried to Claim Trump Is His Religion

The judge didn't agree.

A man kicked out of a bar for refusing to remove his MAGA hat sued for discrimination. The judge said nope.

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Stormy Daniels Plans on Donating $130,000 To Planned Parenthood In Trump’s Name

"I don’t have shame," Daniels told Penthouse. "You can’t bully me."

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Comedian/National Hero Maria Bamford Has Filed a Restraining Order Against Donald Trump

Just because someone tells jokes for a living, it doesn't mean they don't take these things seriously.

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Trump Tweeted “Mission Accomplished” After Syria Airstrikes, Seems to Have No Knowledge of History or Memes

The United States, France, and Britain launched joint strikes on Syria last night. The strikes were intended to punish Syrian president Bashar al-Assad for his suspected use of chemical weapons on civilians. Then the President of the United States used a phrase that should make everyone cringe and wince in unison.

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Stormy Daniels Doesn’t Have to Take the “Me Too” Label, But She’s Describing the Exact Culture We’re All Fighting Against

Stormy Daniels doesn't have to embrace the solidarity that, for many, comes from giving a name to a movement. That is 100% her decision. But that doesn't change the fact that when telling her story, she is describing the culture that has allowed sexual abuse, harassment, coercion, and so many other forms of misconduct to fester.

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Trump’s Version of “Self-Deprecating” Humor Is as Bizarre and Attack-Based as You’d Expect

Playing nice with the "fake news media?" Being self-deprecating? We have trouble imagining Trump at the traditional Gridiron Club dinner.

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John Oliver Announces His (Italian) Candidacy on Last Week Tonight

Also, about that whole "arm teachers" plan...

Yesterday night's Last Week Tonight was all about Trump's continued attempts to perform empathy, Donald Trump Jr.'s visit to India, and finally, the current state of Italy as the country holds an election for a new prime minister.

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Trump Supporters’ New Version of Patriotism Involves Mocking Olympic Athletes

Trump supporters are mocking Olympic athletes who criticize Trump.

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John Oliver Explains What Makes the Parkland School Shooting Different in Return of Last Week Tonight

Last Week Tonight was back last night, and host John Oliver began with the tragedy that's been on everyone's mind: the Parkland, Florida school shooting.

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Things We Saw Today: The Obamas’ Official Portraits Are Absolutely Gorgeous

Barack and Michelle Obama's portraits will hang in the National Portrait Gallery's "America's Presidents" exhibition, reminding America of a time when its White House had class and kindness.

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Things We Saw Today: Now We Will Call Trump’s Hair a “Morgellons Tesseract” Forever

When you read a truly perfect description, you just know you'll never be able to unsee it.

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Rachel Crooks Accused Trump of Sexual Harassment & No One Listened. Now She’s Running for Office.

"I think my voice should have been heard then, and I'll still fight for it to be heard now. Americans are really upset with politics as usual, and I want to be a voice for them."

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Some Philadelphia Eagles Players Will Skip the Customary Visit to the White House

The Philadelphia Eagles celebrated their Super Bowl victory last night, but many players will not be celebrating that win at the White House this year

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Ivanka Trump Says Black History Month Is About “All Americans” & That Went Over About as Well as You’d Expect

Ivanka Trump couldn't even get ONE DAY into Black History Month without pandering to the All Live Matter base who feel left out when a thing isn't designed specifically for them.

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