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‘He literally thinks everyone is as ignorant as he is’: Donald Trump is rewriting history to claim Greenland, and it doesn’t get worse than this

By Sanchari Ghosh Jan 22nd
‘Probably needed a drink too’: Ministers of Denmark and Greenland took a public smoke break after listening to Rubio and Vance’s bullshit

By Kopal Jan 16th
Oops! Trump wants Greenland, but Greenland does not want Trump or the United States

By Sanchari Ghosh Jan 14th
Denmark will be adopting a strict ‘shoot first’ approach if Trump attacks Greenland

By Sanchari Ghosh Jan 11th
Fox News’ Jesse Watters wants to ‘burn bridges’ with Denmark for a pointless reason

By Vanessa Esguerra Apr 3rd
After spending weeks threatening to seize Greenland, the U.S. government has the gall to ask Denmark for help in ‘egg crisis’

By Ash Martinez Mar 14th
‘Our country needs it’: Trump suggests a Greenland invasion, taking it away from Denmark

By Sarah Fimm Jan 8th
‘Tariff Denmark at a very high level’: Donald Trump’s latest economic threats pivot around Greenland obsession

By Vanessa Esguerra Jan 7th
There’s a Danish Kid’s Show About a Man With a Massively Long Penis. What? Why?

By Jessica Mason Jan 8th
Feminism Around the World: Countries the U.S. Lags Behind Regarding Transgender Rights

By Teresa Jusino Feb 23rd
Chemical Pollution Might Be Weakening Polar Bear Penises

By Victoria McNally Jan 28th
I Guess No One Told Hamlet: Danish DNA May Hold The Secret To Happiness

By Carolyn Cox Jul 17th
Gus Fring Appeared on @Midnight to Talk About “Doing It” for Denmark

By Glen Tickle Apr 29th
Insane “Do It for Denmark” Commercial Offers Ovulation Discount to Travelers

By Carolyn Cox Mar 27th
Another Danish Zoo Planning To Kill Another Giraffe Named Marius

By Carolyn Cox Feb 13th
Tensions Rise In Heated Danish Cinnamon Roll Fight

By Carolyn Cox Jan 10th
Something Rotten In the State of Denmark: Testicle-Biting Fish Reportedly On The Rise

By Victoria McNally Aug 13th
Here We Go Again: 15-Year Study Shows No Link Between Cancer and Cellphones

By Max Eddy Oct 22nd
Danish Mail to Trade Stamps for Text Messages

By Max Eddy Mar 10th
Flashmob Gives Danish Bus Driver the Bestest Birthday Ever

By Robert Quigley May 21st