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We Took on the Impossible Job of Ranking the Cutest, Most Loveable Cow Squishmallows

By Feb 24th
Russian Farm Put Cows in the Matrix to Lower Their Anxiety and Send Mine Through the Roof

By Nov 27th
You Can Tell A Cows’ Emootions By Checking The Temperature Of Their Nose, Animal Welfare Group Says

By Jan 23rd
MEAT CUTE: French Farmer Starts Online Dating Site for Cows

By Jan 2nd
Very Important Scientific Study: Cows Hate the Sound of Cowbells

By Sep 28th
Farmer Proves Cattle Love Lorde and Trombone

By Aug 5th
Listen to Sir Patrick Stewart Moo like a Cow in Several Accents, Because Some Days Life Gives You Little Gifts

By Dec 31st
Cows Engineered to Be Born Without Horns, Will Soon Just Emerge From Womb as Burgers

By Apr 29th
Bricks Made Of Cow’s Blood Could Be The Future’s Most Terrifying Building Material

By Oct 26th
Swiss Cows to Send Texts When They’re in Heat, Probably Still Qualifies as Sexting

By Oct 8th
Farmer Replaces Corn in Cow Feed With Delicious, Cost-Effective Candy

By Aug 23rd
French Cows Down Two Bottles of Wine a Day, Not Asked for ID

By Jul 15th
Overly Optimistic Farmers Paint QR Code on a Cow to Raise Awareness

By Jun 20th
Australia has Too Much Cow Poop, Imports Dung Beetles to Curb Crap Levels

By Jun 6th
Study Says All Modern Cows Descended From a Single Herd

By Mar 28th
These Are The Happiest Cows You Will Ever See [Video]

By Mar 25th
These Cows Are Quite Interested in Jazz [Video]

By Sep 11th
Girl Trains Cow as Horse [Video]

By Apr 5th
Scientists Announce They’ve Wiped Out Centuries-Old Cattle Disease: Second Viral Disease Ever Eliminated

By Oct 14th
The Best Video of Nineteen Animal Species Auto-Tuned to Play a Song You’ll See Today

By Jul 30th