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‘Deathly serious’: Scientist begs public to take ‘zombie deer’ outbreak seriously

By Mar 20th
‘Going to get us all killed’: Trump senselessly demands all U.S. public health officials end WHO communications immediately

By Jan 28th
‘What the actual f—?’: Trump destroyed by the internet for ordering CDC, FDA to stop public communication

By Jan 23rd
‘The whole country is cooked’: Trump orders health agencies to stop communicating with public

By Jan 22nd
‘That’s Donald’s spooge’: Y’all, after blowing cars to bits, Marjorie Taylor Greene reveals her top-secret tonic for that ‘Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body’

By Oct 7th
Woah, the Monkeypox CDC Guidelines Are *Kinky*

By Aug 25th
The CDC Basically Just Said You’re on Your Own Now

By Aug 12th
Love Riddles? The CDC’s New Guidance on COVID-19 Isolation Is for You

By Jan 5th
Twitter, as Always, Is My Saving Grace After the CDC Announced Shorter Isolation Guidelines for COVID

By Dec 28th
The CDC Is Once Again Recommending That Everyone Wear Masks in Public to Stop COVID-19

By Jul 27th
Everyone’s Got Strong Feelings About the CDC Saying Vaccinated People Can Go Maskless

By May 14th
CDC Director Feels “Impending Doom” in Premature Attempts to Move Past the Pandemic

By Mar 29th
Trump Blocks the CDC From Testifying at School Reopening Hearings

By Jul 18th
Former Heads of the CDC Pen Scathing Open Letter to Trump

By Jul 14th
The Biggest Hurdle to the US Coronavirus Response: Lack of Testing

By Mar 6th
Coronavirus Is a Spotlight on How Trump Has Endangered America

By Feb 25th
CDC Reportedly Banned from Using the Words “Science-Based,” “Diversity,” “Fetus,” and “Transgender”

By Dec 16th
More Than Half of Female Homicides in the U.S. Involve Intimate Partner Violence

By Jul 22nd
CDC Recommends That Women Not Using Birth Control Stop Drinking Alcohol

By Feb 4th
Ebola Isn’t Going to Have a U.S. Outbreak, So Take Your Concern and Use It to Help Where It Is a Problem

By Oct 1st