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This episode of Realistic Mario pretty much sums up what would happen if you encountered a dinosaur. Yoshi viciously consumes everything because that’s what carnivores do. As expected, it’s highly doubtful that a dinosaur could be tame enough to let us ride on its back anyway. These episodes are turning out to be a very painful journey for Mario and Luigi.
(via Pete Holmes)
- Realistic Mario shows you what happens when you start dropping through random pipes
- And it’s probably not a good idea to break bricks with your head.
- Super Mario Bros. theme song played on wine glasses
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