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Realistic Mario Warns You That Dinosaurs Will Eat Your Friends

Yoshi is not your dinosaur friend, sorry Mario.

This episode of Realistic Mario pretty much sums up what would happen if you encountered a dinosaur. Yoshi viciously consumes everything because that’s what carnivores do. As expected, it’s highly doubtful that a dinosaur could be tame enough to let us ride on its back anyway. These episodes are turning out to be a very painful journey for Mario and Luigi.

(via Pete Holmes)

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