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Blanka Tries to Convince Us He’s Not a Baby-Eating Monster in Street Fighter Red Tape

The TSA's guidelines on monster travel are surprisingly thorough.

The logistics of a green, electric monster (whose dietary habits remain the object of speculation) participating in a worldwide street fighting tournament aren’t easily dealt with. He might have trouble getting through customs, but theĀ Street Fighter legal department isn’t even sure they can get him on the plane. I assume he also has trouble with those, “No shirt, no shoes, no service,” signs.

(The Pete Holmes Show via YouTube)

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