Peter Quileesi, Mother Of Raptors: The Mary Sue’s Favorite Comments Of The Week
There is no word for "butt" in Dothraki. You have to hold on to something else.
“I will never tire of Quileesi, mother of Raptors,” Sai told us when we posted the Jurassic World Super Bowl commercial last weekend. We agree wholeheartedly, but we also feel like Chris Pratt’s talents would come in handy for other things than just raptor-wrangling. Maybe it’s time for him to upgrade?
If MarTeaNi is right about the first edition (!!!!) of The Iliad in J’Lo’s The Boy Next Door, then maybe we all need to give this movie a bit more credit: “It’s just a book shaped box with a mummified larynx inside.”
Fox News may be pretty dumb in their assertion that Frozen is hurting men, but at least it led to John’s expanded song parody:
You know that final redacted paragraph in George R.R. Martin’s old Game of Thrones pitch letter that we’re dying to read? John W knows that it says: “And they lived happily ever after. The End.” Twitch.
The brogrammers from Sportacam may have pulled a petulant 180, but AverageDrafter sees the bright side: “At least they learned the meaning of “satire” this time, even if they are terrible at it.”
“NO.” —Adrian, on you-know-what Star Wars news.
No particular favorite in this comments section about the very much improved Daredevil trailer. We’re just all proud of you for admitting to us that you were Evanescence fans. STOP ACTING LIKE WE ALL WEREN’T EVANESCENCE FANS, NERD WORLD.
Finally, there was some great discussion (lol see what I did there) in our coverage of Garena Philippine’s nonsensical anti-trans and gay League of Legends tournament rules, but this exchange wins for being the nerdiest:
Hope all your weekends are filled with critical hits, friends!