DOUG JONES IS THE NEW SENATOR FOR ALABAMA—HAPPY HANUKKAH & THANK YOU ALABAMA

Maybe the next six days will be filled with impeachment!
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Well, ladies and gentlemen history has been made! Not since 1992 has a Democrat won a Senate seat in Alabama, but tonight Doug Jones beat that miserable, hateful, underqualified asshole, Roy Moore.

What made the difference? Besides Roy Moore being the worst? Black. Voter. Turnout.

Despite Moore having an early lead with rural voters once people began to pour in from Mobile, Montgomery, and Birmingham that is when Jones began to surge up to victory.

If this is what happened on just the first day of Hanukkah I’m excited to see what the rest of the week is going to bring!

 

 

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