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“Gangsta” Batman’s Profanity-Filled Rant in Times Square Required Two Spider-Men to Calm Him Down

Na-na na-na na-na na-na Gangsta Batman! Pow! Whap! You ain't tough!

Gangsta Batman doesn’t so much “fight crime” or be the “world’s best detective.” No, Gangsta Batman doesn’t have time for wussy stuff like that. He’s busy doing really tough things like complaining to police that someone isn’t tough or gangsta and swearing in front of small children while dressed as Batman. You know, gangsta stuff.

Making the situation even more bizarre, two Spider-Men arrive on the scene to calm him down. (Ugh, enough with clones already, Marvel. Geez.) To be fair, Batman has beaten up Superman, so if we had to subdue him, we’d send every Spider-Man we had on hand.

(via Hypervocal, image via Brian Methot)

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Dan is many things, including a game developer, animator, martial artist, and at least semi-professional pancake chef. He lives in North Carolina with Lisa Brown (his wife) and Liz Lemon (his dog), both of whom are the best, and he will never stop reminding The Last Jedi's detractors that Luke Skywalker's pivotal moment in Return of the Jedi was literally throwing his lightsaber away and refusing to fight.