Jared Ettinger - Author at The Mary Sue

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Stories by Jared Ettinger

WayForward: The Unsung Heroes of Licensed Games

By Aug 13th
Apes Apparently Use The Breaststroke While Swimming Just Like We Do

By Aug 9th
Sharknado Sequel Given Title That’s as Dumb as You’d Expect

By Aug 9th
Watch The Completionist, Erm, Complete All of Portal For Geek Week [Video]

By Aug 8th
Man Locks Verizon Worker in His Underground Vault For Parking On His Grass

By Aug 8th
Snoop Lion’s App Offers $100 Weed Sticker, People Actually Buy It

By Aug 8th
This is What You’ll Be Getting With Your Xbox One At Launch [Video]

By Aug 8th
Here’s What We Learned in This Morning’s Nintendo Direct

By Aug 7th
Play the Music, Light the Lights For This Muppets Most Wanted Movie Teaser [Video]

By Aug 6th
Send the Curiosity Rover Postcards for Its Anniversary!

By Aug 6th