Survival Moped Is Perfect for All Your Zombie, Robot, Climate Change Apocalypse Needs

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Motoped will soon be selling this “Survival Bike,” and we all know what that means—zombies, giant asteroids, Vikings, and sentient robots.

ApocalypseBike

Here’s what this magnificent piece of metal includes:

Motopeds Survival Bike : Black Opps Edition!

Accessories list:
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Barnett Recruit Compound Crossbow

Rotopax RX-1G Gas Packs – 1 Gallon

United Cutlery M48 Tactical Survival Shovel

United Cutlery M48 Hawk Tomahawk

United Cutlery M48 Hawk Harpoon

Gerber Fixed Blade Saw

Blackburn X6 Light System

Black Diamond Carabiners / Climbing rope

Cree Mini LED Flashlight

BioLogic Bike Mount for iPhone4/gps

Tool Logic Tactical Multifunction Knife / light

Tool Logic Credit Card Companion multi-tool

CRKT Guppie multi-tool

Tactical-Warrior Neck Knife

As if this weren’t enough info, people are asking some serious questions about this prototype on Motoped’s Facebook page. You know, just in case.

ApocalypseBike2

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