U.S. Sen. Kyrsten Sinema (I-AZ) applauds during U.S. President Joe Biden's State of the Union address.

Kyrsten Sinema Announces Retirement as Useless Corporate Senate Shill Who Accomplished Nothing

The title of "Worst Dressed in the Senate" is yours for the taking, Susan Collins!

America’s least favorite Republican-in-spirit senator is calling it quits. Arizona Sen. Kyrsten Sinema announced her retirement from the U.S. Senate, where she spent 4 years betraying her constituents and kneecapping the democratic agenda.

Recommended Videos

Sinema made the announcement in a video posted to social media, where she decried the end of compromise in politics. Sinema says,

“The only political victories that matter these days are symbolic, attacking your opponents on cable news or social media. Compromise is a dirty word, … I believe in my approach. But, it’s not what America wants right now.” She continued, “Because I choose civility, understanding, listening, working together to get stuff done, I will leave the Senate at the end of this year.”

Okay, but what exactly did Sinema get done in the Senate? Her tenure will be remembered not by what she did, but by what she failed to do: destroy the filibuster, secure abortion rights, raise the federal minimum wage, among other failures. The only thing Sinema accomplished was outing herself as a toxic narcissist who deceived her supporters to make herself wealthy. She represents everything that is wrong with politics, and history will judge her harshly.

Perhaps we will remember her unprofessional fashion choices or how her advisory council resigned en masse in protest. But I will remember her as the cowardly clown who ran and hid from protesters in a public bathroom after they called her out for betraying her voters. Don’t let the door hit you on your poorly dressed ass, Senator.

Sinema’s announcement comes after the unpopular senator failed to raise significant funds for a re-election campaign. She was being primaried by Democratic House Rep. Ruben Gallego, who now emerges as the Democratic frontrunner for her Senate seat. Gallego will face off against failed Republican gubernatorial candidate and MAGA supporter Kari Lake.

Many took to social media to bid farewell to Sinema:

(featured image: Win McNamee/Getty Images)


The Mary Sue is supported by our audience. When you purchase through links on our site, we may earn a small affiliate commission. Learn more
related content
Read Article Conservatives Are Just Realizing Boy Scouts of America Is More Inclusive Now
A group of young scouts stack their hands in a circle
Read Article Bill Maher and Jerry Seinfeld Want Us To Know They’re Cool With Another Trump Term
bill maher at a game
Read Article Even Elon Musk of All People Thinks J.K. Rowling Should Cool It With the Transphobic Tweets
J.K. Rowling arrives at the 2019 RFK Ripple of Hope Awards in New York
Read Article Women and Politicians Speak Out as ‘Trump’s Florida Abortion Ban’ Goes Into Effect
Women protest Florida's 6-week abortion ban
Read Article Democrats and Republicans United in Horror Over Gov. Kristi Noem Killing Puppies
RAPID CITY, SOUTH DAKOTA - SEPTEMBER 08: South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem speaks at the Monument Leaders Rally hosted by the South Dakota Republican Party before introducing former President Donald Trump on September 08, 2023 in Rapid City, South Dakota. Noem endorsed Trump during the event.
Related Content
Read Article Conservatives Are Just Realizing Boy Scouts of America Is More Inclusive Now
A group of young scouts stack their hands in a circle
Read Article Bill Maher and Jerry Seinfeld Want Us To Know They’re Cool With Another Trump Term
bill maher at a game
Read Article Even Elon Musk of All People Thinks J.K. Rowling Should Cool It With the Transphobic Tweets
J.K. Rowling arrives at the 2019 RFK Ripple of Hope Awards in New York
Read Article Women and Politicians Speak Out as ‘Trump’s Florida Abortion Ban’ Goes Into Effect
Women protest Florida's 6-week abortion ban
Read Article Democrats and Republicans United in Horror Over Gov. Kristi Noem Killing Puppies
RAPID CITY, SOUTH DAKOTA - SEPTEMBER 08: South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem speaks at the Monument Leaders Rally hosted by the South Dakota Republican Party before introducing former President Donald Trump on September 08, 2023 in Rapid City, South Dakota. Noem endorsed Trump during the event.
Author
Chelsea Steiner
Chelsea was born and raised in New Orleans, which explains her affinity for cheesy grits and Britney Spears. An pop culture journalist since 2012, her work has appeared on Autostraddle, AfterEllen, and more. Her beats include queer popular culture, film, television, republican clownery, and the unwavering belief that 'The Long Kiss Goodnight' is the greatest movie ever made. She currently resides in sunny Los Angeles, with her husband, 2 sons, and one poorly behaved rescue dog. She is a former roller derby girl and a black belt in Judo, so she is not to be trifled with. She loves the word “Jewess” and wishes more people used it to describe her.