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Arizona waitress serves customers who think chicken ramen is vegetarian. Then they ask if vanilla ice cream is meat-free and tip $5 on a $120 tab

By Apr 11th
Christian nationalist pins America’s downfall on women and then demands stripping their right to vote

By Apr 7th
Arizona woman finds her ‘secret stash’ in her childhood bedroom but it’s ‘not that kind of secret stash,’ it’s better

By Mar 11th
Terrifying hazard hiding in plain sight at popular park finally gets attention

By Mar 11th
‘Cause why would you do that?’: Arizona man goes to ‘skrip’ club. Then a worker calls him out for poor VIP etiquette

By Mar 5th
Arizona server crashes out after three women walk in 20 minutes before closing and ask the most diabolical ‘is this vegetarian’ questions ever

By Feb 17th
‘My Pyrex have been the best’: Arizona woman uses glass food containers—then ends up in the ER. Now she recommends an Amazon alternative

By Dec 25th
‘QT always, babes’: Woman shows up to Circle K gas station in Phoenix. Now she only wants to fill up her car at night

By Nov 2nd
‘Meta I hate u’: Arizona State University student gets hit on first week at school. Then she sees a video of it online

By Oct 28th
‘That’s despicable’: JBL contractors replace $1,400 of display tech at Arizona Best Buy. Then they baffle a worker by telling him to do this

By Oct 25th
‘I think I got scammed’: Woman books ‘5 bedroom’ Airbnb in Arizona. Then she arrives at a camping site

By Oct 12th
The Fight To Protect Abortion in Arizona Just Had a Huge Win

By Apr 24th
Kyrsten Sinema Announces Retirement as Useless Corporate Senate Shill Who Accomplished Nothing

By Mar 5th
Whomp Whomp! Kyrsten Sinema’s Donations Have Dried up Ahead of Re-Election Race

By Feb 1st
Kyrsten Sinema Pioneers New Ways To Be Disappointing

By Mar 23rd
New Polling Shows No One Likes Kyrsten Sinema, No Matter Her Party

By Dec 27th
Guess Who’s Saying the Arizona Election was Stolen?

By Nov 14th
Judge Rules Armed Conspiracy Theorists Patrolling Ballot Drop Boxes Is Maybe Not a Great Idea

By Nov 3rd
14-Year-Old Denied Necessary Medication Thanks To Arizona’s Civil War-era Abortion Law

By Oct 3rd
4 Big Takeaways From Tuesday’s Primary Elections

By Aug 3rd