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Arizona woman refused to meet a man in her apartment for a date and he straight up called it lame: ‘Pookie, I don’t want a back alley lobotomy’

By Kopal May 14th
Four states scramble to track cruise passengers after a hantavirus outbreak left three dead and WHO said one strain spreads like the flu

By Terrina Jairaj May 8th
Arizona woman repeatedly encounters an ‘overly nice’ old man at work. Things turn dark and then the police gets involved: ‘that’s scary’

By Sanchari Ghosh May 3rd
Arizona senator is pushing to drag Jared Kushner under oath for running US foreign policy like a personal business venture

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 22nd
Arizona waitress serves customers who think chicken ramen is vegetarian. Then they ask if vanilla ice cream is meat-free and tip $5 on a $120 tab

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 11th
Christian nationalist pins America’s downfall on women and then demands stripping their right to vote

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 7th
Arizona woman finds her ‘secret stash’ in her childhood bedroom but it’s ‘not that kind of secret stash,’ it’s better

By Kopal Mar 11th
Terrifying hazard hiding in plain sight at popular park finally gets attention

By Terrina Jairaj Mar 11th
‘Cause why would you do that?’: Arizona man goes to ‘skrip’ club. Then a worker calls him out for poor VIP etiquette

By Rebekah Harding Mar 5th
Arizona server crashes out after three women walk in 20 minutes before closing and ask the most diabolical ‘is this vegetarian’ questions ever

By Kopal Feb 17th
‘My Pyrex have been the best’: Arizona woman uses glass food containers—then ends up in the ER. Now she recommends an Amazon alternative

By Melody Heald Dec 25th
‘QT always, babes’: Woman shows up to Circle K gas station in Phoenix. Now she only wants to fill up her car at night

By Melody Heald Nov 2nd
‘Meta I hate u’: Arizona State University student gets hit on first week at school. Then she sees a video of it online

By Rachel Thomas Oct 28th
‘That’s despicable’: JBL contractors replace $1,400 of display tech at Arizona Best Buy. Then they baffle a worker by telling him to do this

By Charlotte Colombo Oct 25th
‘I think I got scammed’: Woman books ‘5 bedroom’ Airbnb in Arizona. Then she arrives at a camping site

By Ljeonida Mulabazi Oct 12th
The Fight To Protect Abortion in Arizona Just Had a Huge Win

By Autumn Alston Apr 24th
Kyrsten Sinema Announces Retirement as Useless Corporate Senate Shill Who Accomplished Nothing

By Chelsea Steiner Mar 5th
Whomp Whomp! Kyrsten Sinema’s Donations Have Dried up Ahead of Re-Election Race

By Chelsea Steiner Feb 1st
Kyrsten Sinema Pioneers New Ways To Be Disappointing

By Kate Hudson Mar 23rd
New Polling Shows No One Likes Kyrsten Sinema, No Matter Her Party

By Kimberly Terasaki Dec 27th