Hey! You Got Sword On My Taser! Well You Got Taser on My Sword!

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That’s right! Two horrifying tastes that are horrifying together. It’s a taser sword! Because regular swords don’t electrocute people, and it’s just so hard to stab somebody with a taser. This is a thing that exists in the world now. It’s the product of YouTube users jonathanj9969, who might be the only one of use truly prepared for the post-apocalyptic wasteland promised to us by Mad Max. Please do not attempt your own taser sword. I say that more out of concern for my own safety than yours.

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