Things We Saw Today: Make Your Shower Bigger On the Inside

You can pair this TARDIS shower curtain with your TARDIS shower organizer. (ThinkGeek, via Geek Universe)

• You may have heard about director David O. Russell’s major case of foot-in-mouth syndrome wherein he compared Jennifer Lawrence’s experience making The Hunger Games to slavery (“talk about 12 years of slavery, that’s what the franchise is”). He has since apologized, saying “Clearly, I used a stupid analogy in a poor attempt at humor. I realized it the minute I said it and I am truly sorry.” At least it’s not “I’m sorry you’re offended.” (Mediaite, The Wrap)
• One of Motocross’ Most Popular Athletes Is a 33-Year-Old Woman (Jezebel)

Wonder Woman is judging your blogging habits. (WW computer sitter, via Neatorama)

• Rise of the Planet of the Apes isn’t out yet, but already its director, Matt Reeves, has signed on to direct the third installment of the simian reboot trilogy. (Deadline)
• You now have a reason to watch Night at the Museum 3: Rebel Wilson will be playing a security guard. Dammit. (/Film)

Entertainment Weekly has a photo from Showtime’s Penny Dreadful and it’s—EVA GREEN. YOU GIVE ME THAT COAT AND YOU GIVE ME THAT COAT NOW. JOSH HARTNETT, I WILL ALSO ACCEPT YOUR HAT. (SuperHeroHype)

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