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wild animals

A Series of Fallopian Tubes

Kangaroos Have Three Vaginas, So Here Is How That Works

by Jamie Frevele | 4:21 pm, April 17th, 2012

What’s that you say? Oh yes, it’s true — marsupials, including the most popular one, the kangaroo, are equipped with a total of three vaginas. Three vaginas, two uteri, all there to serve their own joey-bearing purpose. For one thing, can you imagine their periods, you guys? Crazy! For another, imagine how hilariously scared all those anti-choice lawmakers would be when they got a load of this information if it applied to human vaginas! We’d probably have to stop being women altogether! Because it’s just too many vaginas for people to understand!

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What It Says On the Tin

Animal Sex, As Illustrated by Humanoid Cartoons

by Jamie Frevele | 1:15 pm, April 13th, 2012

Animals have weird sex, you guys. But if putting the weird, wild mating habits of the animal kingdom has always been hard for you to put into human context, then you are in luck this afternoon! DeviantARTist Humon has created an illustrated guide to the many varieties of copulation in which God’s numerous creatures and beasts take part, featuring adorable humanoid cartoons showing us where on the human body all this stuff would happen. No, seriously — this is super educational!

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i swear by my pretty floral bonnet i will end you

85-Year-Old Woman Rescues Husband From Moose With Shovel. True Story.

by Jill Pantozzi | 2:05 pm, January 24th, 2012

An 85-year-old Alaskan woman recently fended off a large attacker. The culprit? A moose. Anyone who’s seen one knows they are not to be messed around with but when the woman saw the animal attacking her husband she didn’t think twice about defending him…with a shovel. 

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Awwwwww

15 Wild Animals In Fancy Dress

by Jill Pantozzi | 3:31 pm, January 14th, 2012

A lot of pet owners like dressing their animals up in people clothes. The animals are usually not amused by this idea. You certainly wouldn’t fathom trying to dress up wild animals, that’s why it’s much better to let a talented artist take a crack at it instead. Hit the jump to see 15 very dapper and distinguished animals in fancy dress from the husband and wife team that is Berkley Illustration (Ryan and Lucy Berkley). 

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Don't Try This At Home

Woman Beats Husband-Attacking Tiger With Ladle, Wins

by Jamie Frevele | 12:04 pm, February 18th, 2011

Well, there’s something you don’t see every day. At least not in America. While hunting for squirrels, a Malaysian man was attacked by a tiger until his wife beat it with a soup ladle. It seems like someone picked some random words out of a hat and formed a sentence with them, but it actually happened. Click through for all the gory, cartoonish details.

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