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Steve Buscemi

  1. This Fifty Shades of Buscemi Mashup Is Restoring Some of My Faith in Humanity

    You bet your keister I'm gonna get a piece of that pie.

    Thoughtful critical analysis of Fifty Shades' problematic aspects can only accomplish so much—at a certain point, the only way to effectively highlight the preposterousness of the movie's central relationship might be Steve Buscemi in an aviator hat.

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  2. VANILLA ICE to Play MARK TWAIN in Movie Directed By ADAM SANDLER, You Don’t Know the Half of It

    The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere/ The ceremony of innocence is drowned.

    Remember back in October, when Adam Sandler announced that he'd signed a four-movie deal (one for each of the apocalypse's horsemen) with Netflix because the streaming service's name "“rhymes with wet chicks?” Well, the rough beast's hour has come round at last.

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  3. Review: The Incredible Burt Wonderstone is Incredible, Also Burt Wonderstone

    I loved Burt Wonderstone. It isn't perfect, but my dog isn't perfect either and I still love him.

    I wasn't sure what to think when The Incredible Burt Wonderstone landed in my lap for review. I hadn't seen the movie, but I do love a good comedy. I watched it. I loved it. You should love it too. If that's not enough of an endorsement, read the full review below.

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  4. Geekosystem’s The Incredible Burt Wonderstone Giveaway

    Have we mentioned how much we like giving stuff away? Especially when it's something really great like this movie.

    The Incredible Burt Wonderstone is out on DVD and Blu-ray today, and we have 10 copies of the Blu-Ray combo pack to give away thanks to Warner Bros! They sent over a review copy, and as it turns out, I love this movie. A lot. They also sent us a bunch of GIFs from the film. We'll give the copies to the best captions for the GIFs.

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  5. Things We Saw Today: Tony Stark Is Looking a Bit Worse for Wear In This New Iron Man 3 Image

    Things We Saw Today

    Via The Daily Blam. Did he lose a round with the giant plush rabbit?

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  6. The Many, Many Deaths of Steve Buscemi

    Today is a Good Day For Someone Else To Die

    Is there some kind of support group out there for actors whose careers turn into a series of bloody deaths? If so, wherever it is, it should really make some time for Steve Buscemi and Sean Bean. (via The Daily What.)

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  7. Things We Saw Today: Back to the Futurama

    Things We Saw Today

    File that under Things That Have to Happen. (At Popped Culture)

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  8. Actresses With Steve Buscemi’s Eyes

    i'll just leave this here

    Sometimes the internet shows you things that make you super excited and you run out and show them to everybody. And sometimes the internet shows you things that you have that are so weird and inexplicable that you have to run out and show everybody just so that other people can feel the same pain. So, someone took the time to superimpose and then blend the eyes of famous culty actor Steve Buscemi onto various Hollywood starlets known for their ability to not look like Steve Buscemi. (Who we love, but if we're being honest ...) Just be glad we're not leaving you with this as our last image of the day. (You're welcome.)

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  9. Here, Have a Frightening Steve Buscemi-Darth Vader Hybrid

    The reliable tattoo disaster cataloguers at Ugliest Tattoos have happened upon this lovely specimen, which depicts a puzzling, unnerving fusion of Steve Buscemi and Darth Vader. Minnesotan wood chippers > Mustafarian lava.

    Fully sized after the jump:

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