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    Dan is a video game modding hobbyist and secret ninja who lives in New Jersey.

  1. Kitten Is Amazed to Discover Its Own Tail, We Are Jealous of Its World of Wonder

    Kittens have so much to teach us about life.

    If only we could be more like this kitten, and everything could be good and amazing all the time. What a wonderful world that would be. Instead, we'll just have to watch and enjoy its childlike wonder.

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  2. Human Evolution Perfected, We Will Now Strap iPads to Our Faces

    The revolution will not be televised. It will be FaceTimed.

    In what is somehow a real thing and surprisingly not a parody of the natural evolution of people walking around and constantly taking in the world through the screen of their tablet or smartphone, there will soon be a head-mount for iPads. The world truly is a magical place full of wonders.

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  3. The Smash Bros. for 3DS eShop Demo Is Now Available to Everyone

    What are you waiting for? Go download it on the eShop!

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  4. Moon Landing Conspiracy Theories Debunked by… NVIDIA Graphics Cards?

    That's no moon... Oh, wait. Yeah, it is.

    NVIDIA has decided to prove how great their new GPUs are by using them to simulate lighting conditions for the Apollo 11 Moon landing and debunk conspiracy theories about photographs and video from the Moon. Or, depending on how strongly you believe the Moon landing conspiracy theories, NVIDIA just proved that their new GPUs are terrible and light things all wrong. Your call, I guess.

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  5. Supermassive Black Hole Found In Tiniest Galaxy Yet

    Black holes and revelations.

    Supermassive black holes are known for hanging around the centers of large galaxies and keeping us all in orbit, but a new find suggests they might be at the center of much smaller galaxies, as well, which raises questions about how they got there. A tiny nearby galaxy appears to host one of these massive black holes, which means we could find a lot more of them out there.

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  6. Nightmarish Silent Hills Concept and Final Fantasy XV Trailer Shown at Tokyo Game Show

    The hills are alive with the sound of monsters.

    Silent Hills is going to get you in your nightmares. It lives under your bed and in your closet. It is a horrifying monster. It is quintessentially Silent Hill, and that sounds just perfect to us.

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  7. The Deadpool Movie Finally Has a Release Date, It’s All Happening

    This sh*t is bananas.

    Luckily that test footage we saw recently wasn't just an empty tease—the Deadpool movie is really happening, and now we know when we can expect to be swaddled in its rich corinthian leather and hilarity.

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  8. Amazon .Bought All the .Buy Top-Level Web Domains for $4.6 Million

    I hope they at least qualified for super saver shipping.

    Tech companies with deep pockets just love buying things these days, so Amazon decided to one up them all by buying .buy—all of it—for $4.6 million. Now Amazon is the only company that can have websites that end in .buy, although they'll probably sell you one after they create all the ones they want. When reached for comment on the purchase, .biz responded: "PLEASE LOVE ME."

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  9. Play Interstellar’s Solar System-Building, Physics-Based Space Exploration Game Right Now

    The Internet has really turned movie tie-in games around.

    Interstellar hits theaters on November 7, but until then, you can play their nifty web game to get your fix of science-based space entertainment. Build your own solar system, fly around to others nearby in the galaxy, stay on target to enter wormholes—whatever your inner space explorer desires. For an online movie tie-in game, this thing has a lot to offer.

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  10. You Must Stick Your Head in a Giant Boob to Play a Demo at Tokyo Game Show

    Stay classy, TGS.

    Yes, this is a real tweet from the floor of the Tokyo Game Show, where playing a demo of the newest OneeChanbara game requires that you stick your head inside a giant anime breast. The world really could have done without a literal interpretation of the term "booth babe," you guys.

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