J.K. Rowling Trumps Trump Aide’s “Pure Breeds” Tweet, Announces Return of Death Eaters
Perfect Obama’s dad born in Africa, Mitt Romney’s dad born in Mexico. Any pure breeds left? #CNNDebate
— Katrina Pierson (@KatrinaPierson) January 20, 2012
Death Eaters walk among us. https://t.co/tqKq1anHpf
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) January 24, 2016
J.K. Rowling responded to a decidedly gross tweet from one of Donald Trump’s aides, Katrina Pierson. The aide’s tweet calls out President Obama and Senator Ted Cruz’s ethnicities, accidentally (we think) making herself sound like both a racist and a Death Eater. I guess those are one and the same, but you know what I mean.
Rowling’s response was short, sweet, to the point, and most of all, right–which is something literally all of the GOP candidates have failed to be. That’s funny when you consider they’re labelled the “right” wing. Woo, hard-hitting wordplay here on The Mary Sue dot com.
Anyway, I wouldn’t be surprised if part of becoming a Trump aide requires getting a freaky tattoo on your arm. I wonder what that tattoo would be, though.
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