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Tauriel Looks Less Pissed, More Airbrushed Than Her Previous Hobbit Poster Counterparts

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Previously in The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies posters we had angry Bilbo, vaguely annoyed Gandalf, FIRES OF RIGHTEOUS RAGE Galadriel, and Legolas being Legolas. Much like Leggles, Tauriel is less with the being menacing, more with the being vaguely ethereal and also Photoshopped because Elves. OK, but if Thranduil’s poster doesn’t have him throwing some major shade at everyone who voted for Legolas’ poster to come out before his, I will be pissed.

Also in new Hobbit posters we have Thorin (looking brooding, natch) and Bard the Bowman gazing soulfully into the distance.

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(via: @TheHobbitMovie)

Previously in The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

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