In the Latest Poster For The Hobbit, Legolas Is… Well, Legolas

Somewhere Thranduil's perfect eyebrow is twitching.
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Hold it right there, Mr. Greenleaf. I don’t think you know how this whole Battle of the Five Armies poster thing works. You’re supposed to look menacingly at the camera in agonizing close-up, and here you’re just doing the same “look down the length of your arrow” you always do. You know you beat out your impossibly perfect elk-riding party dad for this spot, right? He’s probably so disappointed in you.

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