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Dear Male Democratic Candidates, No One Cares How Many Pushups You Can Do. Please Stop Being Weird About This.

By Vivian KaneJul 25th
Japanese Company Didn’t Learn a Thing From Jurassic Park, Wants to Make Robo-Dinos

By Jessica LachenalNov 16th
How Do You Go to the Bathroom and Other Questions About This Microsoft Xbox Onesie

By Jessica LachenalAug 23rd
We Have No Idea How This $80 Million Tetris Movie Will Stack Up

By Jessica LachenalMay 17th
Here’s the Emoji Movie Pitch, Just in Case You Forgot It Was a Thing

By Jessica LachenalApr 13th
Here’s Your Regular Reminder of Your Mortality and That They’re Making a Trolls Movie

By Jessica LachenalJan 29th
Company Decides to Market a Translator Gadget By Having Skeezy Dude Try to Kiss Girls

By Jessica LachenalJan 6th
Groupon Has a Sale on Clip-on Man Buns Because This Is the Internet, Dammit

By Jessica LachenalNov 10th
Brewdog Develops “World’s First Transgender Beer,” Completely Missing the Point of Everything Forever

By Jessica LachenalNov 4th
Morbidly Curious Humans Cut Open a Sphero BB-8 for Science

By Jessica LachenalSep 8th
The Last Airbender (AKA Satan’s Own Movie) Newbie Recap

By Rebecca PahleMay 7th
New Mario Kart 8 Trailer Shows off Anti-Gravity Tracks, Is Basically the Same as Every Mario Kart

By Dan Van WinkleApr 3rd
Why Do People Like Unboxing Videos So Much, Anyway?

By Dan Van WinkleFeb 14th