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Dear Male Democratic Candidates, No One Cares How Many Pushups You Can Do. Please Stop Being Weird About This.

By Jul 25th
Japanese Company Didn’t Learn a Thing From Jurassic Park, Wants to Make Robo-Dinos

By Nov 16th
How Do You Go to the Bathroom and Other Questions About This Microsoft Xbox Onesie

By Aug 23rd
We Have No Idea How This $80 Million Tetris Movie Will Stack Up

By May 17th
Here’s the Emoji Movie Pitch, Just in Case You Forgot It Was a Thing

By Apr 13th
Here’s Your Regular Reminder of Your Mortality and That They’re Making a Trolls Movie

By Jan 29th
Company Decides to Market a Translator Gadget By Having Skeezy Dude Try to Kiss Girls

By Jan 6th
Groupon Has a Sale on Clip-on Man Buns Because This Is the Internet, Dammit

By Nov 10th
Brewdog Develops “World’s First Transgender Beer,” Completely Missing the Point of Everything Forever

By Nov 4th
Morbidly Curious Humans Cut Open a Sphero BB-8 for Science

By Sep 8th
The Last Airbender (AKA Satan’s Own Movie) Newbie Recap

By May 7th
New Mario Kart 8 Trailer Shows off Anti-Gravity Tracks, Is Basically the Same as Every Mario Kart

By Apr 3rd
Why Do People Like Unboxing Videos So Much, Anyway?

By Feb 14th