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USA Today’s Front Page Ad for Netflix’s Sweet Tooth to Scare Nation’s Grandparents

By Jun 8th
USA Today Shames Average Americans for Spending Money on “Nonessentials” Like Lunch

By May 9th
USA Today’s Op-Ed Section Is Irresponsible Journalism, Advocates for “Less Democracy”

By Oct 11th
Let ABC See Your Agent Carter Love With USA Today’s “Save Our Shows” Campaign

By Apr 6th
Billy Joel Coming to Rock Band 3 Out of Pure, Unadulterated Rage

By Oct 21st
End-of-Days Timeshares Make for a Booming Underground Shelter Industry

By Jul 29th
Today in Coffee: Free WiFi at All American Starbucks Locations Starting Next Month

By Jun 14th
Rock Band 3 Slowly but Surely Morphing into a Test of Actual Musical Competence

By Jun 11th
Did a Tiny Art Museum Secretly Land on the Moon in 1969?

By Jun 8th
Kick-Ass Box Office Dragging, Dragon Box Office Kicks Ass

By Apr 18th
Despite a Torrent of Reviews, Tech Elite Withold Final Judgement on iPad

By Apr 1st