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‘That’s gonna be a big problem for him’: Trump openly threatens the premier of Greenland for his stand against United States

By Jan 14th
China Energy Security Institute President vows to ‘destroy’ the United States if they decide to fire the ‘first shot’

By Jan 11th
6 Times the U.S. ‘Saved’ the World by Destroying It

By Jan 11th
Donald Trump got ‘extremely angry’ after being called the 3rd-best president despite stopping ‘8 wars’

By Oct 22nd
‘We have to take care of this little gnat’: Donald Trump muses banning the Democratic Party altogether

By Oct 6th
‘There goes your rank’: Donald Trump throws hissy fit after military generals don’t clap for him, threatens their careers

By Sep 30th
‘He would be too weak’: Adam Kinzinger put Trump in a corner with one cold, hard truth

By Sep 17th
‘For states with strict governments…’: Google Maps reclassifies the U.S. as a ‘sensitive country’ alongside China and Russia

By Jan 29th
When Will the Cicadapocalypse Come to an End in the United States?

By Jun 2nd
Congressional Republicans Are Introducing a Slew of Federal Anti-Trans Bills

By Jul 20th
The Mavericks Shouldn’t Let the NBA Make Them Play the National Anthem. It IS Racist.

By Feb 10th
US Treasury Announces That a Woman Will Appear on the $10 Bill! Harriet Tubman Is the Front-runner

By Jun 18th
Learn The Meanings Behind These British Idioms So You Can Promptly Forget Them Tomorrow Because ‘MURICA! [VIDEO]

By Jul 3rd
Find Out Which State You Really Belong In With Time Magazine’s Online Quiz

By Oct 28th
Governments Behaving Badly: U.K. to Track Online Messaging, U.S. Allowed to Straight Bomb Citizens

By Feb 5th
U.S. Rules Chinese Telecom Huawei a Security Threat, Probably Considers Anything Chinese Suspect

By Oct 8th
United States Will Resist Giving United Nations Control of Internet

By Aug 4th
Iran is Full of Apple Gadgets Despite Economic Sanctions

By Jul 15th
United States Broke 2,284 Daily High Temperature Records in June

By Jul 8th
MegaUpload Files to Dismiss Piracy Charges

By Jun 2nd