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The White House rapid-response team is hyping Trump’s endorsement to rename ICE so every reporter has to call them NICE agents

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 28th
Justice Department finally admits defeat in bogus probe of Fed Chair Powell, but the real scandal is who’s replacing him

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 28th
‘I could go on’: Stephen King just listed presidents who got shot but Congress still can’t pass a gun law

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 28th
JetBlue’s hidden pricing trick just got exposed and passengers are suing after discovering what the airline knows about them

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 24th
Trump’s Truth Social post about ‘killing’ Iranian factions just handed Iran the perfect propaganda win

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 24th
Billy Batson Would Continue to Be Disappointed in Zachary Levi, Who Aligned Himself with J.K. Rowling

By Myra Drake Apr 24th
‘We fought this effort with money’: Mike Johnson can’t hide how much he despises Democrats for winning Virginia

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 23rd
Georgia Republican just exposed Donald Trump funneling another $500 million to a corporation while Americans drown in debt

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 23rd
Brother finds out who posted his sister’s nudes. Then realized the guy was standing right behind him: ‘smack him good’

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 23rd
Trump promised peace in the Gulf but delivered chaos. Now Iran’s Revolutionary Guard is hijacking ships under his ‘ceasefire’

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 23rd
‘We still give them billions’: Marjorie Taylor Greene is shocked Israel is challenging America’s hegemony

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 22nd
A realtor unlocked a woman’s apartment door and walked in on her undressed. Then had the nerve to stand there: ‘I just need 5 minutes’

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 21st
Netanyahu comes to Twitter real quick after IDF soldier smashes the head of a Jesus statue: ‘All religions flourish in our land’

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 21st
‘The survivors deserve justice’: Jasmine Crockett isn’t letting Pam Bondi off the hook just because she’s been fired

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 16th
‘I will be back’: Candace Owens loads up for her biggest attack on Donald Trump yet, after being called low IQ

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 11th
Married woman blindsided as her husband learns about her job. So, she jumps from 2nd-floor

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 10th
Don’t Worry, 5 Seasons in and Men Still Miss the Point of ‘The Boys’

By Teresia Gray Apr 10th
Barbra Streisand reminds the world that Trump’s lies are for the gullible — and plenty are still falling for it

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 10th
Ben Shapiro Thinks Americans Complaining About the Cost of Living Should Leave. So Now We Are Too Poor to Be American?

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 9th
Poster boy for inflammatory rhetoric, Randy Fine proposes absurd cure for America’s affordability crisis

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 9th