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Tesla Model S Confirmed to Also Be a Boat, but It’s Not Recommended

By Jun 20th
Tesla Motors Unveils Its $35,000 Model 3 Electric Car, Pre-Sells a Ton of Them

By Apr 1st
Tesla Motors Unveils Preorder Program for Their More Affordable “Model 3” Electric Car

By Mar 21st
Tesla Making Other Auto-Makers Look Bad by Recalling 90,000 Cars Over a Single Incident

By Nov 20th
Tesla May Restrict Autopilot Mode for Cars Because of Stupidity

By Nov 4th
SpaceX’s Elon Musk Shares Idea to Nuke Mars With Stephen Colbert, Is Dubbed a Supervillain

By Sep 10th
Things We Saw Today: Studio Ghibli Umbrellas Change Patterns When Wet; Will Also Change Your Life

By Jun 18th
Elon Musk Gon’ Give It to Ya in the SpaceX “Uptown Funk” Parody “Launch You Up”

By Apr 17th
2015 Is the Future: Tesla Cars Are Getting Autopilot in a Software Update in Just Three Months

By Mar 19th
For $85 on Airbnb, You Can Be the Junk in Elon Musk’s Trunk

By Jan 23rd
On October 9th, Elon Musk and Tesla Motors Want to “Unveil the D”

By Oct 2nd
This Musical Tribute To Nikola Tesla Is Approximately 1000000x Cooler Than Thomas Edison

By Sep 27th
Dealers Try to Boot Tesla From Georgia Over Technicality While Tesla Plans Nevada “Gigafactory”

By Sep 3rd
Watch A Chainmail Dress Protect Its Inventor Against 500,000 Volts Of Electricity

By Aug 28th
The Tesla Motors $35,000 Model 3 Might Just Be the Electric Car You’ve Been Waiting For

By Jul 16th
Good Guy Elon Musk Just Made All of Tesla Motors’s Patents Open Source

By Jun 12th
Faster Than A Speeding Bullet: Elon Musk Reveals the Hyperloop

By Aug 12th
Tesla Motors Allowed to Sell Cars in North Carolina, Because of Course They Should Be Allowed to Do That

By Jun 28th
North Carolina Moves Towards Banning Sale of Tesla Cars, Because…Yeah, We Can’t Figure It Out Either

By May 13th
Elon Musk and New York Times Duke It Out Over Tesla Supercharger Evaluation

By Feb 14th