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No One Believes This Fox Business Analyst Spent $28 on Taco Bell For His Lunch

By Oct 13th
Things We Saw Today: Dolly Parton Joins Doja Cat in Making Music for Taco Bell’s Mexican Pizza

By May 9th
We Will Soon Be Able To Devour Taco Bell’s Mexican Pizza Again!

By Apr 18th
Doja Cat Teases Taco Bell Mexican Pizza Comeback With New Song & I Just Want Honesty

By Mar 11th
We’ve Been Shut in So Long We’re Being Nostalgic for … ’90s Taco Bell and Pizza Hut?

By Jun 23rd
Things We Saw Today: Someone Made the Horrific Taco Amalgam From That SNL Taco Town Skit

By Jul 18th
Things We Saw Today: Riz Ahmed Extolling the Virtues of Representation Is Everything We Need Right Now

By Mar 3rd
Things We Saw Today: Special Collar Tells You What Your Dog is Feeling

By May 14th
Taco Bell To Get Upscale Makeover, Horrible New Name

By Apr 25th
President of Taco Bell Says He Doesn’t Know What 4/20 Is, Wants Canada To Take Justin Bieber Back

By Mar 28th
Taco Bell Found a Loophole to Have Ronald McDonald Endorse Their Breakfast in a New Commercial

By Mar 27th
I Tried Taco Bell’s Weird Breakfast Waffle Taco and Cinnabon “Delights” This Morning [Video]

By Mar 24th
Frito-Lay Announces Locos Tacos Doritos, Creates Rift in Space-Time Continuum

By Mar 25th
Week of Obesity: Soda Cans Make Us Fat, 44% American Obesity Rates by 2030

By Sep 18th
Taco Bell Experiments With New Drink, Mountain Dew A.M.

By May 30th
Taco Bell Announces Doritos Taco Shells Coming Nation-Wide, has Already Made Millions of Shells

By Feb 17th
Taco Bell is Now Offering Breakfast

By Jan 26th
The Beef With Taco Bell’s Beef

By Jan 25th
Geekolinks: 8/19

By Aug 19th