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Squirrels in city parks have discovered vapes — and, oh well, now we have a nicotine squirrel problem

By Terrina Jairaj Mar 26th
‘The Democrats murdered the Elon Musk of squirrels’: MAGA somehow managed to politicize a squirrel’s death

By Rachel Ulatowski Nov 4th
Things We Saw Today: You Can Be a Squirrel in D&D?!

By Jessica Mason Feb 9th
No, You Don’t Need to Worry About Bubonic Plague on Top of COVID-19

By Jessica Mason Jul 14th
Things We Saw Today: Perfect PJs For The Space-Time Travelers We Currently Are

By Sam Maggs Jan 1st
This Series of Superheroes and Villains As Squirrels Is Just Plain Nuts

By Rebecca Pahle Oct 20th
Biologists Discover The Giantest Of All Giant Squirrels

By Sam Maggs Oct 12th
Bulletproof Squirrel Most Hardcore of All Squirrels

By Glen Tickle Sep 9th
Somebody’s Filed a Freedom of Information Act Request To Find Out More about Squirrel-Related Power Outages

By Victoria McNally Sep 5th
The Number of Power Outages Caused by Squirrels this Summer is Nuts

By Glen Tickle Sep 3rd
There’s Going to Be a Movie About Killer Squirrels, And Here Is Its Trailer [VIDEO]

By Rebecca Pahle Aug 18th
Things We Saw Today: Star Wars Breakfast Puns

By Rebecca Pahle Jun 22nd
Squirrels Teach Robots To Lie, Nobody Questions Whether That’s A Good Idea

By Ian Chant Dec 4th
Animals as Superheroes, Squirrel and Manatee Edition

By Susana Polo Jul 27th