Were you thinking of seeing The Witch? Well, not only has it been positively received by various film critics, it now also has the Satanist stamp of approval.Read More
I didn't think it was possible for us to be more excited about Sansa Grey, but clearly I was wrong.Read More
And you get eternal damnation! And you get eternal damnation!
So God needs to hire a new social media specialist, because Satan is crapping all over him. Sure, @TheTweetofGod is popular and all, but Satan's invention of the Ice Bucket Challenge stunt is next-level. Oh, you didn't know that dumping a bucket of ice over your head for charity is a Satanic ritual? Looks like you're not up on all the latest conspiracies. I bet you still think we landed on the moon and tin foil is only for covering leftovers. Get on our level.Read More
The evangelical cult "Paz do Senhor Amado" ("Peace of the beloved Lord") in the interior of Brazil forbids its followers to use any USB technology by contending that it uses a symbol that shows sympathy for the devil. According to its founder, the "Apostle" Welder Saldanha says that this is just another symbol of Satan, which is always present in all Christian homes. "The symbol of that name (a name which he doesn't even like to pronounce) is a trident, which is used to torture souls that go to hell. Use only a symbol of those shows that all users of that vile technology are actually worshipers of Satan" - explains the" Apostle". Measures were taken so that all the USB connections of his followers were exchanged for common connections and even the Bluetooth (sic), which according to Saldanha Welder is permitted, for "Blue was the color of the eyes of our savior Jesus Christ".Good thing Welder Saldanha hasn't heard about SATA. (Guardian via BuzzFeed) Read More